I'm getting laid this weekend

[MonkeyF0cker]

Because your old now and you already did things the hard way. When you're not old and you don't know, you don't have that "hindsight is 20/20" perspective. I mean if you were in his shoes are you really going to say no to avoid a disaster that in your mind is only a slight possibility? We've been there, we see the train. We'll help him through if (*cough* when *cough*) he gets run over.

Just joking Herman (*cough* not really *cough*)

He's never done it before. If you put yourself where he is, there is no other option.

Although, I don't mind Durito's hooker option. Maybe we can all chip in. Count the X's in for $20.

I suppose. The hooker option is far better. It either has to come naturally or be emotionally unattached. All this "planning" only leads to trepidation, letdown, and/or emotional instability.

 

[Deuce]

Why was my fucking pic deleted? MODS?!?!?!?

 

[l7ustin]

Herman trust me if shes a virgin too dont touch your dick again until its time to put it in her. your experience will be much better and she wont know the difference between the 15 seconds you will gain by beating your meat a few hours before.

 

[Deuce]

wear a hat dont wanna get aids.

 

[Bread]

Yellowfist made me laff with the fart & "burried" scenario. Yes he did.

Herman this thread is going huge. Everyone is invested in your sex life. How is that for pressure? We will ALL be in that bed with you when this goes down.

 

[Patty]

Bread Johnson

 

[Mrs. X]

Why was my fucking pic deleted? MODS?!?!?!?

I think they put it in the secret zone, because they don't want to censor you but the also know that 99.9% of us think that posting that was lame and unfunny. Or they just censored you. Oh the humanity!

 

[Mrs. X]

wear a hat dont wanna get aids.

I think you should wear a condom. Deuce is a little confused. Remind me to throw a small sex ed section in our upcoming therapy session.

 

[Bread]

Mrs X listen to this and get back to us. Square.

 

[Badnina]

Herman, buy her some flowers.

 

[Deuce]

I think they put it in the secret zone, because they don't want to censor you but the also know that 99.9% of us think that posting that was lame and unfunny. Or they just censored you. Oh the humanity!

Introduce yourself to me before you speak to me in that tone.

 

[Mrs. X]

Introduce yourself to me before you speak to me in that tone.

Hi, I'm Mrs. X,

I think they put it in the secret zone, because they don't want to censor you but the also know that 99.9% of us think that posting that was lame and unfunny. Or they just censored you. Oh the humanity!

 

[Matty]

Hi, I'm Mrs. X,

I think they put it in the secret zone, because they don't want to censor you but the also know that 99.9% of us think that posting that was lame and unfunny. Or they just censored you. Oh the humanity!

 

[Hawk]

Hi, I'm Mrs. X,

I think they put it in the secret zone, because they don't want to censor you but the also know that 99.9% of us think that posting that was lame and unfunny. Or they just censored you. Oh the humanity!

Well played.

 

[Fu Manchu]

MRs. X -1
Deuce- 0

 

[Deuce]

Who does this broad think she is? Mrs X are you married to Mr. X from SBR?

 

[Enigma]

while we're making up stories, I'm about to be elected to the House of Representatives

 

[Mrs. X]

Who does this broad think she is? Mrs X are you married to Mr. X from SBR?

Yes, "this broad" is married to Mr. X formerly from SBR. I am also a gypsy and a failed lesbian.