I'm getting laid this weekend

[Mrs. X]

This whole scenario has disaster written all over it.

I was trying to be kind when I said "it could get emotionally messy". We've all been there and jumped into a disaster or three. If everyone comes out alive and you learn something, then I say, "god speed young Herman".

 

[Mrs. X]

Duece, I really didn't need to see that pal.

I was just going to ignore it but since you brought it up,

Deuce, you're fired too.

 

[Badnina]

I'm guessing the emotions are already there but she knows she is leaving. She will be ok. We wimmins are tough.

Herman will need us though.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I was trying to be kind when I said "it could get emotionally messy". We've all been there and jumped into a disaster or three. If everyone comes out alive and you learn something, then I say, "god speed young Herman".

If you can avoid learning things the hard way, why do it?

 

[rito]

Get a hooker and practice first.

 

[Badnina]

so how are those 6 weeks after child birth working out for ya, Durito?

 

[l7ustin]

where are you two kids going to do this?? hopefully not in a car if its both your first time?

 

[Tron]

I'm personally a big fan of hotel sex.

 

[Patty]

Odds herman has a bloody cock during intercourse?

This is going to be a classic story i bet.Actually I think it won't happen. The broad is going to fart when herman puts it in and herman is going to say burried and run for dear life.

God speed.

 

[Fu Manchu]

yellowfist with another classic

 

[Mrs. X]

If you can avoid learning things the hard way, why do it?

Because your old now and you already did things the hard way. When you're not old and you don't know, you don't have that "hindsight is 20/20" perspective. I mean if you were in his shoes are you really going to say no to avoid a disaster that in your mind is only a slight possibility? We've been there, we see the train. We'll help him through if (*cough* when *cough*) he gets run over.

Just joking Herman (*cough* not really *cough*)

He's never done it before. If you put yourself where he is, there is no other option.

Although, I don't mind Durito's hooker option. Maybe we can all chip in. Count the X's in for $20.

 

[rito]

so how are those 6 weeks after child birth working out for ya, Durito?

Just fine Nina. Emily is 4 weeks old tomorrow.

 

[Patty]

A simulation of what might happen this weekend.

 

[Tron]

Welcome to 4 hours ago

 

[Matty]

A simulation of what might happen this weekend.

I posted the very same pic earlier in the thread. Another reason why I think you're an underrated posting prick.

 

[Mrs. X]

so how are those 6 weeks after child birth working out for ya, Durito?

This is the only scenario that I can imagine having any baby for more than 24 hours.

 

[Patty]

Matty god bless you but i skipped a few pages. Matty great minds think alike.

Hi matty.

 

[Mrs. X]

I posted the very same pic earlier in the thread. Another reason why I think you're an underrated posting prick.

I may be drunk with imaginary power but, yellowfist, you're fired too.