I'm getting laid this weekend

[MonkeyF0cker]

Bread didn't give him a reach around.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Bread didn't give him a reach around.

im sure there was a good reason. bread is normally pretty good about that kind of thing.

 

[Mrs. X]

I think MrX needs to GET LAID by a midget dominatrix.

no

 

[Mrs. X]

How did it take me this long to realize that Herman was a virgin? In solidarity with my soul sistas:

Also, massages are really good.

 

[Tron]

Herman you want to get laid right?

Death metal + black female = No sex. Ever.

Herman you've gotten some real good advice in this thread. You're all set kid. Now just follow through.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Yes. No death metal. However, the chainsaw and slapping in the face parts were appropriate. You should also stereotype black people like Daft does. It works wonders. Why not buy her some fried chicken to set the mood?

 

[Badnina]

OK, reality stepping back in. RS was correct on the music part. But I am thinking you might be at her place for the evening? For us female type people (although there are times we want sex just cause we are horny and want to be laid NOW!!!) in some ways it is kinda a romantic thing. Hence the music and candles to set a mood. You will be able to tell what all she likes from her responses. I have faith in you!!!!

 

[Tron]

Oh I don't get into all that politically correct shit monkey. That PC shit got old 7 years ago. It is what it is. Black people by and large do not listen to death metal. 16 year old white males with moderate to heavy acne listen to death metal. And monkeyFOcker.


Mushroom cloud in 3, 2 , 1.................

 

[Tron]

Ladies

Serious question. If he brings a "go" bag over to her house (change of underwear, candles, some CD's, toothbrush) is he being way out of line?

 

[Mrs. X]

Wait, wait, wait. Let's get to the really important issue.

Isn't that picture I posted really cute?

My cat and my husband are gone. I'm needy.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

And Jews are cheap fucks. Muslims are terrorists. Women are stupid. Blacks are lazy. The testament of Daft has been written.

Daft knows everything about someone just by looking at them. LOL.

 

[Mrs. X]

And Jews are cheap fucks. Muslims are terrorists. Women are stupid. Blacks are lazy. The testament of Daft has been written.

Daft knows everything about someone just by looking at them. LOL.

All true. Whatever....

More importantly,

what about the cute picture?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

P.S. Daft, I've seen black chicks at Dry Kill Logic shows. I know that might blow your mind.

 

[Mrs. X]

P.S. Daft, I've seen black chicks at Dry Kill Logic shows. I know that might blow your mind.

Cute. Picture.

 

[Badnina]

Ladies

Serious question. If he brings a "go" bag over to her house (change of underwear, candles, some CD's, toothbrush) is he being way out of line?

The candles in a shopping bag are good. Change of clothes....ooh...not sure on that one.

 

[Badnina]

All true. Whatever....

More importantly,

what about the cute picture?

Extremely cute picture!!!!!

 

[Mrs. X]

Ladies

Serious question. If he brings a "go" bag over to her house (change of underwear, candles, some CD's, toothbrush) is he being way out of line?

I don't think it's out of line. She said she wanted to do it. put massage oil in that bag.

Hey, did you see that cute picture I posted?

*edit: Maybe Nina's right about the clothes. What the hell do you need a change of clothes for, your a man...well, you're going to be a man. Men wear stinky clothes sometimes. It's a sign on manliness.

 

[Mrs. X]

Extremely cute picture!!!!!

Oh my god.

Thank you Nina.

I feel better now.