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[CaliGirlNY]

Two things to note:

1) thank god I fixed my hair - that style was not working for me,
2) my voice is lower now I think. Weird.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

TY! Could have used this pic, but no doctor looks that good!

One of the best pics of me, ever.

I want to do the red lips for my best friends wedding where I am a bridesmaid, but she is very natural hippy type.... I need to downplay it as to not look overdone blah

 

[CaliGirlNY]

(I'm a bridesmaid)

 

[MrMonkey]

Last thing you want to do is look way better than the bride on her day!

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Blah blah bullshit, but yes I know...

 

[MrMonkey]

Don't know what she looks like, so might be impossible not to look better! Think you get a random fuk that night!

 

[reno cool]

that was a nice vid. You seemed genuine and sweet.

Mr.Donkey thats a good idea. Cali has lots of advice to give on that subject. For better or worse. Those suckers wont know anyway they just need someone to talk to.

 

[Mudcat]

MrMonkey = one magnificent spazz

 

[FreeFall]

Last thing you want to do is look way better than the bride on her day!

Is this something people worry about? Sometimes I just feel so simple in life.

 

[kato]

remember when shanty called mudcat a simpleton

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Is this something people worry about? Sometimes I just feel so simple in life.

Oh yeah. You can't wear took elf jewelry, too much makeup, can't do your hair too perfect... You can't look better then the bride.

Do if the bride looks like shit, you're fucked!

Don't know what she looks like, so might be impossible not to look better! Think you get a random fuk that night!

I see Chris the next day, so, no.

She is pretty in the all natural no make up way.

that was a nice vid. You seemed genuine and sweet.

Mr.Donkey thats a good idea. Cali has lots of advice to give on that subject. For better or worse. Those suckers wont know anyway they just need someone to talk to.

Thanks.

Yeah I know a lot about sex. A LOT.