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Mrs. X

Mrs. X

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Sorry guys. I was around for a day. It was fun, but I think I will be dead within the hour.

I stayed up with Mr. X until 8 in the morning and then skated with the new recruitment roller derby group. I'm starving and it's Easter. Nothing is open for delivery. There is only poisonous and or terrible food in the fridge and I'm way to far gone to make it to the grocery store. I ate some baby carrots, but they too have become poisonous.

I'm laying on the floor becoming weaker by the minute being tormented further because the show Tool Academy is on. I don't have enough strength to find the remote. This television show is making my impending death even more torturous.

I feel so sad. There are so many things I wanted to accomplish in this world.

Cold. So. Cold.
 
Daft
Shave your legs before you expire.

You don't want Mr. X to discover you, pick you up to rush you to the ER only to feel your cold, prickly legs having their way with his hands.
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Fortunately, they were freshly shorn this morning. It would be one more insult on top of my injury of DEATH.

And....what kind of a response is that. I alert you of my impending death and you tell me to shave my legs?

So sad.

Now I'm crying and the terrible Tool Academy episode is repeating.
 
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Mrs. X
Fortunately, they were freshly shorn this morning. It would be one more insult on top of my injury of DEATH.
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Nice work Mrs. X

Mrs. X, Mr. X seems to be ridiculously intelligent. Is he?

Mrs. X how did Mr. X propose to you? I proposed to my ex on a starry night on the beach on a big beach towel with candles and and an expensive Cabernet/Shiraz blend but in retrospect I would have done things differently. I want to know how Mr. X does things.
 
i never get any chicks ever even though I am nice and funny

mrs x do you know anyone you can set me up with?

the thing that sucks is all the good ones are taken

the only ones left are severely damaged. Either they are hot, but EXTREMELY annoying and dumb and evil, or they are smart and cool, but also HORRIFICALLY UGLY.

There are a few who are not bad looking and smart and cool, but those are the ones who have major sexual issues and dont like sex and have never had an orgasm and dont care about sex, etc etc

mrs x help
 
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i never get any chicks ever even though I am nice and funny

mrs x do you know anyone you can set me up with?

the thing that sucks is all the good ones are taken

the only ones left are severely damaged. Either they are hot, but EXTREMELY annoying and dumb and evil, or they are smart and cool, but also HORRIFICALLY UGLY.

There are a few who are not bad looking and smart and cool, but those are the ones who have major sexual issues and dont like sex and have never had an orgasm and dont care about sex, etc etc

mrs x help
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I was going to write a flip response, but on the off chance that you are really asking a serious question, I'll answer.

i never get any chicks ever even though I am nice and funny
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I think you might need to did a little deeper. You keep finding the wrong woman, you're assuming it's her. "There are NONE out there". Really? There's like a bazillion people on the planet and there's not one good woman left. What kind of woman are you picking? Why are you picking that type of damaged woman? What is it in you that needs to replay bad situations? What benefit do you get out of not finding a "good woman" and staying stuck in a victim mentality?

Try to get out of yourself and evaluate your choices and actions with a unbiased judgment.

the only ones left are severely damaged.
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Everyone is damaged. If you work on becoming un-damaged, all of a sudden, you will be surrounded with un-damaged people. My first flip comment said something like "water seeks it's own level". Simple and I believe very, very true. Damage attracts damage.

Either they are hot, but EXTREMELY annoying and dumb and evil, or they are smart and cool, but also HORRIFICALLY UGLY.
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I honestly don't even know where to start with this.

How old are you? That's a serious question.
 
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