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Why is it so difficult getting laid for some of the younger guys here?

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I feel a relation to young guys that have problems getting laid. I am definitely not a smoothy with the hooking up.

I am extremely glad to have my current gf. She is far beyond being just better-than-nothing. She is about as pretty as a woman my age can be and we are extremely compatible.

But I have been alone so much in my life, I can't help but expect something to go wrong.
 
Matt Rain
I was hoping to set a trend... but mini-bashes come and go and, for the most part, people leave them in the same state they came in. Big letdown.

plommer, let's do this. I wanna make Canada proud.
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For real? I've always left all of the bashes...both major and mini...feeling like it was a great time.

Maybe we're just looking to obtain different things from these meetings. Matty, lower your expectations when dealing with anyone on this board.
 
Herman
I would say having a small prick, a lack of friends that I can hang out with due to my pending career choice, and a lack of experience with girls are some of the factors. As much as it seems like my life sucks, I've never once felt depressed because of it, I love my life and wouldn't change anything.
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Sorry. Just playin.
 
Bread
For real? I've always left all of the bashes...both major and mini...feeling like it was a great time.

Maybe we're just looking to obtain different things from these meetings. Matty, lower your expectations when dealing with anyone on this board.
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Wha?!? I have no idea what you read into my post... I was just being silly Breadipoo, i.e. I died tragically during a mini-bash to try and be cool and no one else has done the same so far. People have a great time and they leave (mostly) alive. Big letdown. See what I did there?
 
betplom
I've seen it mentioned a couple of times, young guys complaining they can't get laid.

Plommer is 43 and gets laid, as often as I desire. I am not a good looking guy, but I know how to talk to people in person (I know you guys will find this hard to believe).

Sometimes I use the services of a professional (escort/whorehouse/street ho/massage attendant), sometimes I use the internet to hook up with a lonely single mom looking for some companionship.

Sometimes I meet lonely women out in public.

Today I met a woman walking down Burnhamthorpe Rd in Mississauga carrying some groceries home. She looked like she would have liked a ride, so I pulled over and offered to give her a ride home, thats how I meet women.

OK, so most of these women don't look like they belong in Hustler magazine, I don't care, as long as they are clean, kind, and not hideous in appearance I'm interested in doing something with them.

When I crave very attractive younger women, I book a flight and bang young Cubans in Holguin or Sta Lucia. No biggie.

Guys you're either trying too hard or not hard enough, you gotta find the sweet spot.
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You pick a mag that has the skankiest nastiest girls....I don't even want the girls in Hustler....I am guessing that matty and herman wouldn't either. Talking with both of them...they are both fairly picky.

Matt Rain
Bad case of social anxiety here, which I guess might surprise some of you. Was never able to do the casual/one-night-stand thing because of that. Finally decided to see a doc last month and he had me try escitalopram, which is basically legal ecstasy. I'd probably have a lot more success right now if I could get it up. Side effect much.

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Sounds like you now have a case for getting a nice script for some Viagra....
 
AMBy
You pick a mag that has the skankiest nastiest girls....I don't even want the girls in Hustler....I am guessing that matty and herman wouldn't either. Talking with both of them...they are both fairly picky.
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OK, I could have said Penthouse, but my girls wouldn't make it in either. PS: What the fuck is wrong with Hustler girls,?

Amby, you're whacked, pal.
 
betplom
OK, I could have said Penthouse, but my girls wouldn't make it in either. PS: What the fuck is wrong with Hustler girls,?

Amby, you're whacked, pal.
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Hustler girls always seem to have a fatal flaw....there is something about them that doesn't get them to the the penthouse or playboy level. It might be that their ass is too big, their tits are lopsided...their teeth are all messed up, they have a mole in a really bad spot.....or they are just plain trashy looking.
 
AMBy
Hustler girls always seem to have a fatal flaw....there is something about them that doesn't get them to the the penthouse or playboy level. It might be that their ass is too big, their tits are lopsided...their teeth are all messed up, they have a mole in a really bad spot.....or they are just plain trashy looking.
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OK, then I should have said my girls could easily get into Hustler. I'm changing my answer to this.
 
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