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Drama Moobs Your Mom
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Back to school time kiddies!! A shopping list for my Gamelive family.
Steve173 I am buying you a My Little Pony pencil set so you can write flowing letters to your new love. Good luck with the budding romance buddy.
Daft I am buying you a lifetime pass for all the school food you can eat. I figure after your cleanse, you will need to eat crap just to get back to regular Daft.
Oksana I am buying you a Twilight poster for your school locker. You can look at those hot, shirtless young boys and think of me.
MonkeyFocker You get a calculator. When people ask you odds questions, you will have the answers literally in the palm of your hand.
Archie You get the book "How To Win Friends And Influence People". Not because you don't already have friends, but someone with your mental intelligence would be even more powerful by reading this book.
Bread You get a protractor. I have no idea how to use one, but I bet you could find 100 different applications for the thing.
Blitty A key to the faculty lounge so you have a place to bang all the hot female teachers.
Durito A Goodfellas Trapper Keeper. You will have a place to keep your hundreds of betting slips.
Razor A mirror for your gym locker so you can see who you REALLY are.
Caligirl A backpack. I can only imagine how difficult it must be to carry the burden of being the most beautiful, intelligent, alluring, and witty girl on Gamelive. The backpack should alleviate some of that weight.
Steve173 I am buying you a My Little Pony pencil set so you can write flowing letters to your new love. Good luck with the budding romance buddy.
Daft I am buying you a lifetime pass for all the school food you can eat. I figure after your cleanse, you will need to eat crap just to get back to regular Daft.
Oksana I am buying you a Twilight poster for your school locker. You can look at those hot, shirtless young boys and think of me.
MonkeyFocker You get a calculator. When people ask you odds questions, you will have the answers literally in the palm of your hand.
Archie You get the book "How To Win Friends And Influence People". Not because you don't already have friends, but someone with your mental intelligence would be even more powerful by reading this book.
Bread You get a protractor. I have no idea how to use one, but I bet you could find 100 different applications for the thing.
Blitty A key to the faculty lounge so you have a place to bang all the hot female teachers.
Durito A Goodfellas Trapper Keeper. You will have a place to keep your hundreds of betting slips.
Razor A mirror for your gym locker so you can see who you REALLY are.
Caligirl A backpack. I can only imagine how difficult it must be to carry the burden of being the most beautiful, intelligent, alluring, and witty girl on Gamelive. The backpack should alleviate some of that weight.
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