Who has had a female roommate?

[MrMonkey]

MrMonkey, self-glorifying yourself provides twice as much glory as self-glorification. It's like jerking it with both hands at once.

I'm not black so jerking it with both hands is overkill! Is self-glorifying on the horizon for you when you move in with Fiver?

 

[Mrs. X]

In Ireland it was said that the cure for a hangover is to bury the ailing person up to the neck in moist river sand.

Just trying to help.







Blitty, we frens Blitty.

 

[Rubyn]

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[roguejuror]

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bowdown

 

[Blitty]

In Ireland it was said that the cure for a hangover is to bury the ailing person up to the neck in moist river sand.

Just trying to help.



Blitty, we frens Blitty.

That actually sounds very refreshing. Hangovers are ten times worse in this east coast heat...

 

[Teela]

She's trying to drown you, Blitty.

 

[FairWarning]

She's trying to drown you, Blitty.

Or Drain You

 

[Archie]

I certainly don't. As you pointed out, different crowd.

I do think your chances of getting stabbed to death will increase if you move in with that chick.

Bump for Matty's new insight on the female roomate situation...


Matty, any weirdness with paying the rent or utilities? any changes in chore duties ect? where do you most often sleep?

 

[Matty]

Well my rent went up by 25 dollorz. I used to pay a bit less cause I had the smaller room, now we're sharing 50/50. No weirdness otherwise. Same with the chores... mind you, she's messy like a single dude. She usually does dishes while I take care of washing/vacuuming the floor.

I fokken hate doing dishes.

We always sleep in her huge-ass bed in the huge-ass master bedroom.

Dating your roommate after sharing a space with her for over half a year is actually pretty fokken brilliant. You know in advance whether or not the domestic shit will work.

No regrets here.



I guess the sex could've sucked.

 

[roguejuror]

I guess the sex could've sucked.

:what?:

 

[Matty]

Like, seriously. She coulda smelled like tuna. Or been exactly the frigid Ontarian stereotype.

I dodged quite the bullet here boys.

 

[roguejuror]

Are Ontarian known to be cold?

 

[senco78]

Well my rent went up by 25 dollorz. I used to pay a bit less cause I had the smaller room, now we're sharing 50/50. No weirdness otherwise. Same with the chores... mind you, she's messy like a single dude. She usually does dishes while I take care of washing/vacuuming the floor.

I fokken hate doing dishes.

We always sleep in her huge-ass bed in the huge-ass master bedroom.

Dating your roommate after sharing a space with her for over half a year is actually pretty fokken brilliant. You know in advance whether or not the domestic shit will work. No regrets here.



I guess the sex could've sucked.

this is brilliant, you have just unlocked the holy grail.
I will be putting ads in paper for attractive noncrazy domesticated female roommates

 

[Archie]

I agree it was a big gamble

but sounds like the Return was well worth it...... and i'm appreciative how the build up made it more poignant for you and GL......

a great lesson in how to break the BIG NEWS.... super subtle like also....

now what would happen hypothetically if she suddenly came down with a HUGH dog allergy??????
:what?:


yeah... what?

 

[Matty]

She's allergic to her own cat.

 

[Matty]

Are Ontarian known to be cold?

WASPs, actually. Of which there are millions in Ontario.

 

[Boner_18]

Do y'all feel like you are wasting some rent now, so to speak? I guess you still have your own room with shit in it, but id be willing to bet lots of your stuff is migrating into the master bed... now downsize to a 1 bedroom and save that $$.

 

[Saulty]

I have three female roomates. Once is married to me and the other two are my kids.