Tron
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Word.
I learned varying play from watching countless episodes of High Stakes Poker.
I learned varying play from watching countless episodes of High Stakes Poker.
Archie
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WHO ME?
last night big-al did me reverse cowgirl while she read aloud from chapter 5 of a David Sedaris book
just kidding
it was chapter 4 and there was no sex.
she did read me some of the funny parts while she let me rub her back
MonkeyF0cker
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One night about a year ago, I went out with some friends and got shitfaced. They were heading home at about 4AM and the blow in my pocket was telling me that I wasn't ready for bed. So, I went to a local dive bar. I had a couple of drinks when this moderately attractive chick walks in by herself. While it was 5AM and I was all blown out, I had the urge to get laid. So, I started talking to her and this chick wasn't too bright. Long story short, we end up back at her place. Her house is a fucking dump. There is shit scattered all over the place. It was a scene out of Iwin's trailer girl pics. I didn't really care at the moment. I just wanted my nut and I was out. The girl takes me into her bedroom. She shoves me onto the bed and tears my clothes off. She basically rapes the shit outta me. It was the most violent fuck I've ever had. She tears her clothes off and slams herself on my cock over and over again. It was nothing short of purely barbaric. Anyway, afterwards, I'm just sitting there and she starts telling me about her mother that had just passed away. I don't want to hear it. I'm worn out after a long night of partying. I tell her that I have to get going. She gets surprised. She asks me when she's going to see me again. I say "I don't know. Call me." She goes crazy. At this point, we're in the kitchen. She pulls a fucking knife out of the drawer and says, "You're not going to answer. Do you think you can just come over here and fuck me and that's it?" I'm like... "Woah. Woah. Woah. What?" I got sober really quick. I end up talking her down and she puts the knife down. I got the fuck out of that place quick. And LOL. The crazy bitch actually tried to call me a couple days later. That's my most fucked up hookup ever.
Archie
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paragraphs please
we aren't reading that
we aren't reading that
MonkeyF0cker
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Then don't. I don't give a fuck if you do or don't.
P.S. - It's the same length with paragraphs.
P.S. - It's the same length with paragraphs.
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Your loss man. That shit is crazy funny. "Her mother that had just passed away".
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waitaminute....WHY WOULD YOU NOT SHARE THAT STORY WHEN IT HAPPENED?!!??!?! wow.
Archie
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thanks for not giving a fuck
but giving enough of a fuck to tell me what you care about
love you brother
MonkeyF0cker
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When have I ever shared my sexual exploits on here?
Archie
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when has wally ever shared his sexual exploits on here?
I see a pattern
I see a pattern
MonkeyF0cker
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You can refer to choo's earlier commentary for my response.
MonkeyF0cker
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When have you?
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Yea but common...this isn't your typical boy meets girl, boy bangs her type story.
Dood. I will now ask you this same question once a year just to be sure.
Archie
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MonkeyF0cker
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LOL. Yeah. Pretty fucking intense. I haven't been back to that bar since.
Archie
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do you want a sexual exploits war here?
is that what you want?
is that what you want?
MonkeyF0cker
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You bring a lot to Gamelive... Glad you're here.
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Man since this is a site of oversharing maybe one day we start a thread for people to tell their good stories.
Since just about everyone here burries themselves all the time, it won't be a stretch to believe some ridiculous sex stories as well.
OMG can you imagine Acid Joe's craziest exploits?!?!