Porno Movie Names

[Cougar Bait]

I have a couple ideas and have no idea if they have already been taken or if they are original.

Also scared to look it up. Bread, your computer has viruses already, let me know.

1. The Second Coming

Is this fiercely borderline "you're going to hell for that one?" Yep.

Premise: The Almighty comes back and wreaks havoc on young, unsuspecting teens all over the world. Cuz why? Cuz he's all powerful and what else would a man do with those powers? You can only own so many Bentleys and robes and shit.




2. Rumpleforeskin

Premise: Basically the same plot except when the daughter of the miller is unable to spin straw into gold every one in the kingdom has their way with her. Even the court jester. Pretty much a gangbang here.

 

[Boner_18]

Great shit. I'd be willing to bet they are both taking (perhaps different spelling for Second Coming).

My little sister told me there is a Glee parody porn already.

 

[Archie]

Mr. Pooper's Penis

might not sell alot, but there is a certain niche I guess

 

[Cougar Bait]

Not much interest here...am I the only one who thinks of new porn titles?

Maybe I offended all the hardcore christians that post here

Oh wait

Mr. Holland's Oriface. Someone run with it.

 

[Boner_18]

Not much interest here...am I the only one who thinks of new porn titles?

Maybe I offended all the hardcore christians that post here

Oh wait

Mr. Holland's Oriface. Someone run with it.

Staring Richard Dryfus. I bet that guy has a real smooth cock.

 

[Bread]

Disturbing.

Nobody fucks with Christ and Rumpelstiltskin like that!

 

[Bay Bud]

brian's schlong ... story about a gay nfl player with a really long middle leg who falls in love with a tight end.

forrest rump ... the tale of a young mentally handicapped boy who runs from alabama to hollywood to new york and back earning his travel money the hard way.

a cock work orange ... man has the names of all 3,456 sex partners he's had tattooed on his tallywacker

the treasure of sarah's madre ... guys pitch woo to young sarah only to get at her mom, starring khloe and kris kardashian

ben-her ... man named ben waivers back on forth about his upcoming sex change operation all while getting it on with anyone and everyone

the best years of our wives ... pair of buddies who are traveling salesmen have no clue what goes on in their bedrooms while they're out on the road

 

[Matty]

Horny With A Chance Of Meatballs

 

[Mudcat]

Bay Bud is not the only guy who can represent for films of a half century ago.

 

[Bay Bud]

good work mudcat.

 

[Bread]

brian's schlong ... story about a gay nfl player with a really long middle leg who falls in love with a tight end.

forrest rump ... the tale of a young mentally handicapped boy who runs from alabama to hollywood to new york and back earning his travel money the hard way.

a cock work orange ... man has the names of all 3,456 sex partners he's had tattooed on his tallywacker

the treasure of sarah's madre ... guys pitch woo to young sarah only to get at her mom, starring khloe and kris kardashian

ben-her ... man named ben waivers back on forth about his upcoming sex change operation all while getting it on with anyone and everyone

the best years of our wives ... pair of buddies who are traveling salesmen have no clue what goes on in their bedrooms while they're out on the road

I like where this one is headed.

 

[stevek173]

brian's schlong ... story about a gay nfl player with a really long middle leg who falls in love with a tight end.

forrest rump ... the tale of a young mentally handicapped boy who runs from alabama to hollywood to new york and back earning his travel money the hard way.

a cock work orange ... man has the names of all 3,456 sex partners he's had tattooed on his tallywacker

the treasure of sarah's madre ... guys pitch woo to young sarah only to get at her mom, starring khloe and kris kardashian

ben-her ... man named ben waivers back on forth about his upcoming sex change operation all while getting it on with anyone and everyone

the best years of our wives ... pair of buddies who are traveling salesmen have no clue what goes on in their bedrooms while they're out on the road

all of these are great imo the fokking whole threat is pretty redonkulous

 

[Cougar Bait]

Wow nice work will have to think of more