Panda Bear Joke

[stevek173]

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[Mudcat]

What do an elephant and a grape have in common?

They're both purple. Except the elephant.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

whats the best part about having sex with babies? you get a blow job at the same time.


i take no responsibility for this "joke".

 

[CaliGirlNY]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/forum/topic.php?id=216#post-5803

enjoy

i liked this best:
3 men walk into a bar. One orders a beer, another orders a shot, and the last one orders a whiskey. I don't know how the rest of the joke goes but your mother is a whore.

 

[stevek173]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/forum/topic.php?id=216#post-5803

enjoy

i liked this best:
3 men walk into a bar. One orders a beer, another orders a shot, and the last one orders a whiskey. I don't know how the rest of the joke goes but your mother is a whore.

Ok that's just fucking great

 

[CaliGirlNY]

and this one is bad but....

why dont black people dream?
because the last one who did got shot.


I apologize.

 

[kato]

and this one is bad but....

why dont black people dream?
because the last one who did got shot.


I apologize.

nice

 

[stevek173]

CG is KILLING me

just killing me

CG I"m hungover as fuck and you are making it a little better

ty

 

[roguejuror]

and this one is bad but....

why dont black people dream?
because the last one who did got shot.


I apologize.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

how do you circumcise a hillbilly?
kick his sister in the jaw

 

[stevek173]

how do you circumcise a hillbilly?
kick his sister in the jaw

R

O

F

L

Unreal.

Seriously what the shit.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

how do you kill a retarded (eh, mentally handicapped) person?
give him a knife and ask him "who's special?"

im sorrrrrry

 

[Bread]

What do an elephant and Oksana's grape have in common?

I want to put my mouf on both of them. For reelz.

 

[stevek173]

Wow this thread really caught some steam.

CG as you may or may not know I live in the sticks and that hillbilly joke is spreading like wildfire.

I was just at Minimart and MM Girl asked me if I would come see her at her new job as a shot girl.

I imagine I will but things will never be the same.

RIp minimart girl and burnt strombolis.

We had a good run.

Oh and Bread me 3.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

A couple of hillbilly hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

 

[stevek173]

CG.

I made your hillbilly joke my FB status.

Should end well.

 

[Rubyn]

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[stevek173]

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ROFL I hope it's not starting again Rubyn