Urine is sterile

[betplom]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine

Urine is a sterile (in the absence of a disease condition), liquid by-product of the body that is secreted by the kidneys through a process called urination and excreted through the urethra. Cellular metabolism generates numerous by-products, many rich in nitrogen, that require elimination from the bloodstream. These by-products are eventually expelled from the body in a process known as micturition, the primary method for excreting water-soluble chemicals from the body. These chemicals can be detected and analyzed by urinalysis. Amniotic fluid is closely related to urine, and can be analyzed by amniocentesis.

 

[Mudcat]

It's still kinda gross though.

 

[betplom]

It's still kinda gross though.

I figured you of all people would be over the gross factor, after all its a daily event for most of us.

Human feces is gross. (I won't post a picture.)

 

[Mudcat]

Me of all people?

What am I, Urine Man?

 

[betplom]

Me of all people?

What am I, Urine Man?

You are one of the senior citizens of this board - and have therefore urinated more times than anyone else here.

Common.

 

[Mudcat]

I've done my share of urinating, it's true.

 

[roguejuror]

Acid Joe has him beat, I bet.

 

[Acid Joe]

If it's good enough for her mouth.... it's good enough for my hands.... just saying

 

[Oksana]

I learned this from Friends.

Piss on your foot if a jellyfish stings you and it's the same thing as using rubbing alcohol to disinfect the wound.

Still kind of gross though.

 

[Matty]

If it's good enough for her mouth.... it's good enough for my hands.... just saying

.

 

[betplom]

I learned this from Friends.

Piss on your foot if a jellyfish stings you and it's the same thing as using rubbing alcohol to disinfect the wound.

Still kind of gross though.

Thanks for the heads up, I now know what do do if stung by a jellyfish in Saskatchewan.

 

[Oksana]

Thanks for the heads up, I now know what do do if stung by a jellyfish in Saskatchewan.

I was going to say that I guess it would be useful if you were at any ocean beach but then I read this on Wiki:

"Rubbing wounds, or using alcohol, spirits, ammonia, or urine may have strongly negative effects as these can also encourage the release of venom"

Fucking Friends.

 

[Enigma]

michael scott on the office suggests peeing on himself as a way to avoid infection

apparently it didn't work for him

season 7 he's talking about the summer he had, he stepped on something, then peed on his foot and it didn't help

something plom would do

 

[Polaroid]

"Rubbing wounds, or using alcohol, spirits, ammonia, or urine may have strongly negative effects as these can also encourage the release of venom"

Fucking Friends.

 

[Bread]

I learned this from Friends.

Piss on your foot if a jellyfish stings you and it's the same thing as using rubbing alcohol to disinfect the wound.

Still kind of gross though.

Reminds of this one time I was at the beach and I started rolling around in the sand screaming in pain. Everyone ran over to me and I was yelling that I was stung by a jellyfish and I asked everyone to start peeing on me. And they did.

But the fact of the matter was that honestly, I hadn't been stung by anything

 

[roguejuror]

Everyone you mean your friends or random folks?

 

[Bread]

Random suckers. Roguey it was glorious. Like taking a shower in God's tears.

 

[roguejuror]

Man, I like getting piss on by hookers but you just took it to another level.