Inserting 2.6 million records into a SQL table...

[MonkeyF0cker]

Takes far too long. Sigh.

 

[rito]

What you doing?

I wasted an hour earlier putting the 5dimes casino cheater logs into sql (i'm sure that should have taken 12 seconds for a competent person).

 

[wal66]

You guys take this shit seriously.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Building a table of every 5 card poker combination.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

You should get a book on Visual C# or Visual C++, durito. I'm sure it would save you days upon days of work in the long run.

 

[wal66]

I'm getting the itch to play cards again. Eventually good hands have to hold up, right?

 

[rito]

You should get a book on Visual C# or Visual C++, durito. I'm sure it would save you days upon days of work in the long run.

Yea I know.


There good money in this slot/video poker stuff? Or you just doing these things for fun.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Yea I know.


There good money in this slot/video poker stuff? Or you just doing these things for fun.

Sometimes, there is. I've found a few solid opportunities lately. Oddly enough, it's easier to find bigger plays in video poker than smaller ones. For some reason, the casinos here dial back the smaller denomination machines far more than the larger ones. You could probably make $100k/year just off of video poker.

 

[rito]

I wouldn't last a day playing that shit full time.

 

[wal66]

Focker, you are becoming a Fishhead disciple?

 

[FreeFall]

java > c

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I wouldn't last a day playing that shit full time.

If you're bored or if you want to get drunk, it's not a bad way to waste some time. Otherwise, I'm with you. I couldn't spend a great deal of time doing it.

 

[rito]

I'm gonna end up doing it though when there are no more sportsbooks.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

java > c

Huh? In what way?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'm gonna end up doing it though when there are no more sportsbooks.

It would sure beat getting a job.

 

[rito]

I'm not even qualified to get a job.

 

[rito]

We're gonna move to vegas though. Mrs. Durito can get a job.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Haha. Nice. I bet she'd do pretty well here as a cocktail waitress or something like that.