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Tuna raw. Steak rare. Only way to go.

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Nina if you read anymore of this thread I learned something this weekend. Being a Gator fan we are proud of our Gator and all but there might not be a more proud fan anywhere than you Tide fans. I swear they were everywhere in that casino and everytime one of them would see another one you would hear "Roll Tide" and it would set off a chain reaction throughout the entire casino.
 
Oh, I almost forgot.

On Thursday night we were in the Hospitality room and I tell my buddy that I will do a shot with him. He is like ok what kind of shot do you want and I’m like I don’t care it all taste like crap anyways. He continues talking so I go out to the main room where all the liquor is and start mixing stuff. I pour some Lord Calvert a little Gentleman’s Jack a dash of Crown Royal and top it off with a little Wild Turkey.

I go back to the back room where a smaller group of guys were doing the scoring and we take the shot. Less than 3 minutes pass and there is this burning sensation in my upper sternum area and the next thing I know the floor is moving. I go over and sit down on the edge of the bed and just start sweating buckets. I fall over on the bed and start laughing uncontrollably but the kind of laugh where there is no sound coming out.

There are about 6 friends in the room and they are like what the fuck. I can hear them and I start to get up and I just roll over and off the bed on the floor still laughing. I can hear them asking if I am alright and maybe I am having a seizure or something so I try to let them know I am ok but all I can do is twitch my right hand. I tried lifting my arms to give a thumbs up but my arms just collapsed so I lay the twitching and laughing.

This lasted for about 5 more minutes and then I started feeling sort of normal again and within another 5 to 10 minutes I was fine.

This is why I don’t drink and why if I did drink I would be a cheap date.
 
loved this thread until the fucking steak

what a fucking waste of money and i know that steak had all the sweat of the chef's balls on it

congrats wal on winning and play some good golf

i feel bad for the hepatitis that you may receive
 
wal66
Oh, I almost forgot.

On Thursday night we were in the Hospitality room and I tell my buddy that I will do a shot with him. He is like ok what kind of shot do you want and I’m like I don’t care it all taste like crap anyways. He continues talking so I go out to the main room where all the liquor is and start mixing stuff. I pour some Lord Calvert a little Gentleman’s Jack a dash of Crown Royal and top it off with a little Wild Turkey.

I go back to the back room where a smaller group of guys were doing the scoring and we take the shot. Less than 3 minutes pass and there is this burning sensation in my upper sternum area and the next thing I know the floor is moving. I go over and sit down on the edge of the bed and just start sweating buckets. I fall over on the bed and start laughing uncontrollably but the kind of laugh where there is no sound coming out.

There are about 6 friends in the room and they are like what the fuck. I can hear them and I start to get up and I just roll over and off the bed on the floor still laughing. I can hear them asking if I am alright and maybe I am having a seizure or something so I try to let them know I am ok but all I can do is twitch my right hand. I tried lifting my arms to give a thumbs up but my arms just collapsed so I lay the twitching and laughing.

This lasted for about 5 more minutes and then I started feeling sort of normal again and within another 5 to 10 minutes I was fine.

This is why I don’t drink and why if I did drink I would be a cheap date.
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Wally one shot like that in Medellin. :greencheck:
 
wal66
Well the mojo stayed in Mississippi.

I played good for about 3 hours with not much to show for my efforts. I had bought in with $400 in the $2-$5 game and was right around that point when I was dealt 9-9 under the gun and led out with a $25 raise and was called 3 times. The flop comes 10h-9c-3h and I lead out with a $75 bet only to get re-raised to $200. The other 2 guys fold and I realize the guy could have 10-10 but I can't see him there and truly feel I am in the lead. I only have $310 left so I go all-in. I show my trip 9's and he shows 10c-3c for 2-pair. Now I'm not a math guy but I know I WAY THE FUCK AHEAD. Turn and River come club,club to give him runner runner flush and the simple reminder that I ain't in Kansas anymore Toto.
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You're about a 6:1 favorite there.
 
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