I met up with the boys

[Bread]

No we don't.

Hey Matty any new cock shots from the weekend? Did you get shy little Teamer to show his ballies?

:homo:

 

[roguejuror]

Hey remember when blitty's balls were a smiley here, man those were the wild days

 

[Bread]

Yea I remember. he pulled a Fiver and was texting me to get it taken down 10 mins later.

These kids these days. No balls no glory.

I mean, they're fucking balls. I'll pull mine out in a church. They're not shocking. They're not special. They are balls.

I do admit though, I would really like to see Mr X's. I bet they're made of cerebellum.

 

[roguejuror]

oh man Mr.X balls would be classic of classics

I have pulled mine out in church

 

[Matty]

Drunk fiver is a lot more reliable and together than my roommate. That is a horrible fact. He called her out on it last night and he was spot on.

Right now she's puking. I don't think she's gone through a weekend without grossly overdrinking and puking. Last night, I offered Fiver and Blitty 5 to 1 odds that she wouldn't puke and they wisely declined.

Fiver aptly renamed some conceited Lebanese asshole prick Joe Al-Qaeda.

Fiver-who the fok is named Joe? Must be a made-up name.
Me-Like Acid Joe?
Fiver-Acid Joe's a made-up name, I think it's short for something else. [10-second pause] Oh, Joseph.

We went to an AHL game at Ricoh Coliseum. Great game, but the most surreal thing was the crowd. I know it was not a wise comment to make but everyone there looked like a retard. Like seriously. Dogs were allowed at the game for some reason. - one of them started peeing in front of a concession and its owner let him finish his business while looking around, half-expecting other people to bring him paper towels or some shit.

Blitty - Hi, I'm from "America" and I like Nickelback.

Fiver's face when he realized we brought him inside a black bar

 

[Bread]

My hockey preconceptions confirmed. This poster passes!

 

[Matty]

Minor-league hockey, asshole.

 

[roguejuror]

Fivey and black bar lolllllllll

 

[Bread]

Matty, let Matty174 out to play today. I'm gonna drink all day long. I'd like to hang out with him.

Please?

Blitty leaves today, right? Fuck that faggot.

 

[roguejuror]

Bourbon Matty

 

[Matty]

Not terribly impressed with the world today.

Blitty is ma boi, y'all are the faggots.

Going to NHL Hall of Fame and my first Toronto strip club today.

 

[Bread]

Awwww...Matty173 has a bff.

Adorable.

 

[Rubyn]

I think Robyn talked to the Terrible 3 tonight.

I dunno..

I spoke with two of them. Matty was probably getting LAID.

 

[Mudcat]

Fiver aptly renamed some conceited Lebanese asshole prick Joe Al-Qaeda.

I frequently rename people.

 

[Acid Joe]

Matty didn't say anything about the mudcat catching up with them..... I did spring cleaning and I could have been there? LOL I lose big time.

Did you go to the W burger bar? Because I am sure it is.....

FOK!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Mudcat]

We went to the W Burger Bar, yes.

Really good lunch.

 

[Teela]

Mudcat, were you scared for your life meeting those three? Were you worried that Blitty would steal your woman?

Fiver is beginning to look anorexic. Eat a cheeseburger, buddy.

 

[kato]

looking good gentlemen