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Scientific Survey - Let's say you live with a roommate.

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And let's say you have a cat.

And, just to make things interesting, let's say you go out with friends right after work, somewhat far away from your apartment, and you're too lazy to get back home so you crash at your gay friend's place.

Taking all that into account:

1) Does it not occur to you that your fat cat needs to be fed his fancy prescription food, once in the evening and once more in the morning?

2) Does it not occur to you that you're not able to feed your cat if you're not home?

3) Does it not occur to you that your roommate may have come home at 11pm, immediately crashed, only to get woken up at 5am by a starving, meowing cat?

4) Does it not occur to you that if you didn't call/text your roommate in advance, he couldn't assume that you weren't making it back home and that he wouldn't automatically feed your cat his 2 different kinds of fat-cat diet food?

5) Does it not occur to you that your roommate has asked you repeatedly to warn him when you needed him to feed the fat ball of shedding allergens? Just like he does when he sometimes needs you to let the dog out in the yard so he can poop?

If you answered NO to all 5 questions, you may well be the most useless redhead scientist in the history of mankind. Fok your absent-minded life.

Thank you for your valuable contribution to our research.
 
It's a genius racket that was thought of by vets and pet food companies. Make you feel bad for your pet's eating disorder then extract twice as much money from you.

HillsPrescriptionDietCatFood.jpg


http://www.hillspet.com/products/prescription-diet.html
 
I killed my roomate's in PA's cat with a crow bar once...... he was too much of a wimp to do it.... he let the damn thing get worms real bad....

I couldn't move him out of the basement, so I couldn't shoot him out in the woods...

so I covered his little emaciated non moving body with horrible horrible whines of pain emanating from his mouth....


and I hit him like 5 times at the base of his skull with the crowbar...

I am still haunted about it to this day...

RIP patches
 
Archie
I got to number 3 and quit.

I hate cats. I dis-like people that love cats.

I'm getting fired up. so I had to stop reading
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Archibald, I also hate cats. Other than catching mice, they have to be one of the most useless animals/pets in this world.

I also have an issue with people who "love" their cats or those who feed their cats special food or have them on human antidepressants. Anyone who spends money for the caring of their sick mental cat has to be mental themselves.

I don't understand people Archie.

I understand dog lovers because a dag is a man's bet friend, but I work with a sensitive dude (I think he's a closet fag.......not that there's anything wrong with that) who got into a hige argument with me about his dog. I swear I almost laid him out. I'm not joking. If I ever run into the fucker at night and in a dark alley I am going to kick the shit out of him.

Hockey is such a great sport. You see, if you have a beef with someone, tell them to meet you for a game of goon hockey. That way you can fight on the ice and not get charged. Well sort of.

Anyways, cat lovers really, really fucking bother me. I have a neighbour who lets her cat run free and the little cocksucker shits in my yard. That really bothers me. I swear I am going to poison it with antifreeze. I hate fucking cats!!!

This is a true story. Last night I went to check out a piece of property and one of the tenants was a borderline hoarder with a cat. The fucking cat kept rubbing up against my leg. I get home adn told my wife this and it basically ruined my night of "planned" lovemaking. I had to shower up because the cat must have had flees or something because I had a few small bites aroudn my ankles. This turned my wife off when I went into one of my hoarder cat rants.

I swear I fucking hate cats!!! They're useless creatures excpet for catching mice.
 
3rd best post of the month there Pucker....

yeah, I'm a dog person too.

I have not pet's rule with any tenants. don't wanna encourage dog fighting and don't want cat piss smell in all the closets
 
I like cats just fine. They be fonny. But yeah, a lot of pet owners are batshit crazy. That fokken diet food is not doing anything - your cat's losing weight cause you're starving him, a 1/4-cup of overpriced shit at a time. When you actually feed the thing, that is.

:bashing:

Someone please feel for me. I have emotional needs that aren't being met here.
 
Plommer likes cats - they are easy to take care of.

I haven't owned a cat for over 10 yrs. I used to let my cats go outside, I trained them in my apt with treats, I shook the bottle of treats and the cats came running to get some, if they were out for the day I would shake the treat bottle and they would run home.
 
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