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Unfukkingreal.

I'm off for three days so I drive to Winnipeg for the weekend to drink, gamble, carouse and get my brakes done on the Toyota.

I check in to my hotel and start texting the hookers I bookmarked from backpage.

I'm looking for an afternoon session but all the text responses tell me no one is willing to visit before 6pm, perhaps they are allergic to sunlight.

I settle on a couple of different providers, I call one at 5pm and she agrees to show up at 8pm, at 8:45 she still hasn't shown so I text her to forget it I'm going to the casino to play poker.

I get back after playing poker and decide to try another girl, talk to her on the phone, she says she will be an hour or so before she can get here and says she will call when she is 30 minutes away from my hotel.

She never calls. I order Chinese takeout and masturbate to porn instead, it was much cheaper.

Now these broads out here ask for alot more than I'm used to spending back in Toronto, where whores are a fukkin bargain, you would think that with the ridiculous rates they would at least show up!
I guess business is good and they don't feel like licking too many hairy ballsacks in one night.

I doubt I will try my luck again on this trip, at least I got my brakes fixed.

Plommer REALLY misses Toronto with regard to whores, maybe I'll fly to Vancouver and score some really cheap pussy on my next days off.

Winnipeg hookers suck! (well not me personally anyway)
 
Unless you have a good rapport with the hooker, most do not like being txt'd. Probably what did you in. And ya I beat you would have been riding some hardwood dude.

Says the apprentice to the master.

Their online ads specified texting is ok, in some cases they said texting was preferred.

Joe how does one develop rapport with someone they have never met?