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Fine toots, have it that way. I bought her a nice meal and some alcohol and said nothing butt nice things to her. I then went back to her place for a couple of drinks just so she wouldn't feel rejected. After we watched the hangover and the awkward "are we going to hookup" vibe started I bolted like an indentured servant who had just completed his contract and had no idea what to run to.

Even after we hung and she apologized "for being a bitch once the movie ended" I told her I just didn't want to be too forward the 1st time meeting when in reality I just didn't want to touch her or have her touching me. I mean I am no Brad Pitt but if the thought of you blowing me makes me want to vomit in my mouth there is not enough alcohol in the world.

Then when I "liked" her status of going to the restaurant for Margaritas she said oh you were on my Facebook and asked me when I was taking her out. No babe what happened was it popped up on my Facebook and I thought it was good you were being social so I was being encouraging. I'm sorry I said I would get back to you 3 weeks ago on taking you out I never intended to to be honest.

I thought I could be that far away online friend that could be encouraging in handpicked spots and would help you.

But no, that wasn't good enough for you.

2 points sister - #1 - You are not horrid. But you NEED to update your Match pics. You are much heavier than that. #2 - The fact that you have nothing of substance to say at all but love the show "OZ" is fucking weird, OK. #3 - The Massage stories about people hitting on you are misleading, but I understand your game and miss you the best.

Goodbye fat girl, and good luck.

I really just tried to make you feel pretty despite your dishonesty.
 
I appreciate it fellas. All very valid points too.

I do agree that it is for the best. Matty I guess you are right. I really was just trying to be nice though. And it was painful.

Agreed on all counts Monkey.

BGS you want her guy?
 
Matty
How many of them use current/honest pictures? I'd say they're a tiny minority.
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My New York friends who use Match tell me ALL the time how the girsl pics are outdated and they are heavier. When I was in my mid 20's a worked on a magazine article about online dating. I went on close to 20 different dates and most of the girls DID look like their pic, but I think it was because they were younger.
 
Casperwaits
My New York friends who use Match tell me ALL the time how the girsl pics are outdated and they are heavier. When I was in my mid 20's a worked on a magazine article about online dating. I went on close to 20 different dates and most of the girls DID look like their pic, but I think it was because they were younger.
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Good point.
 
Matty
How many of them use current/honest pictures? I'd say they're a tiny minority.

CaliGirl does/did the same thing.

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I actually have a pic up that has me about 20 lbs heavier than I am now. It's a weird angle so weight isn't a huge factor, however when I meet them so far they are pretty pleased. although it affects my prospects I think this is a better way to play it in the long run, thought not many would choose this angle, especially females.
 
This is what's ghey about Facebook. Sounds like removing each other from your respective contacts was sensible. There was nothing going on; you're barely more than strangers - why bother? You are basically just cluttering each other up. But it becomes a big dramatic thing about unfriending complete with speculative mind-reading and forensic examinations of minute behaviors and damaged feelings.

Ugh.
 
stevek173
I actually have a pic up that has me about 20 lbs heavier than I am now. It's a weird angle so weight isn't a huge factor, however when I meet them so far they are pretty pleased. although it affects my prospects I think this is a better way to play it in the long run, thought not many would choose this angle, especially females.
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Exactly. For some stupid reason, girls would rather mislead you and sorely disappoint you when you meet them.

I may have told the story of my first online date before - the day before we met I had done the webcam thing with her. I thought nothing of the fact that only the front of her face was lit up in her dark room - she looked cute as fok while eating her cereal.

So when I showed up in the TA's office where there was only this big bowling ball of a human being, I had to ask "Excuse me ma'am, do you know where Catherine is?"

"I'm Catherine." *wide smile*

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stevek173
Fine toots, have it that way. I bought her a nice meal and some alcohol and said nothing butt nice things to her. I then went back to her place for a couple of drinks just so she wouldn't feel rejected.

I really just tried to make you feel pretty despite your dishonesty.
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stevek173
Well 1 happened more than anything. A few beers and and a quesadilla, sweet girl but not our type. We were then going to go home but 174 wanted to go for a BJ so we asked her if she wanted to go to this bar

Cool though, sweet girl, good to get out there for me and be back in the scene somewhat.
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What's the truth ?
 
Matty
Exactly. For some stupid reason, girls would rather mislead you and sorely disappoint you when you meet them.

I may have told the story of my first online date before - the day before we met I had done the webcam thing with her. I thought nothing of the fact that only the front of her face was lit up in her dark room - she looked cute as fok while eating her cereal.

So when I showed up in the TA's office where there was only this big bowling ball of a human being, I had to ask "Excuse me ma'am, do you know where Catherine is?"

"I'm Catherine." *wide smile*

:bashing:
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LMAO brutal man. Did you play it out? Webcam and everything, what can you do. I would be curious to here how the rest of this get together went.

Yeah for my picture I was going to update but to quote Nookie "I saw a picture of you on Facebook and based on our history I was like that's cool, but when you showed up I was like wow!" Now we all know where it went with her and that's beside the point, but the point is I would rather have one or both people be pleasantly surprised than a big elephant in the room named "you lied fatty!". I mean if you cut to the chase online cool, it didn't work. But seriously preparation for a date all for naught just shouldn't happen.

"bowling ball of a human being" classic :lmao: sorry that happened to you man
 
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