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Teela I have a MAJOR crush on you

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Steve/s a little healthy competition is good for everyone. Unfortunately the prize has to be willing to be won and in this case I am confident neither of the 3 of us has a shot. I give you credit for having impeccable taste though.
 
Not being kind at all Teela just honest. True you were slightly/moderately heavy intoxicated you were a delight in person. I can't say anything more complimenting without sounding like I am trying to kiss your ass. You're a good egg kid.
 
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Not being kind at all Teela just honest. True you were slightly/moderately heavy intoxicated you were a delight in person. I can't say anything more complimenting without sounding like I am trying to kiss your ass. You're a good egg kid.
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Wal, maybe its just me but it appears as though anything you say/write regarding Teela always sounds like your kissing her ass.

Its a turrible strategy pal and will never work, you'll have much better luck figuring out a way to render her unconscious while in your company.

That will be the only way you will get to penetrate her pal.

Do not pay her bills or spend money on her, that will only make her think even less of you.

Wal, start being a cunt. Women cannot resist a cunt of a man. Look at Bread.
 
Plommer I can't be an ass even to women I don't like. I tried once back in high school. There was this girl in my art class and it was my senior year. To begin the year I kind of liked her but she was really nasty towards me and I became an asshole in return to her. I used to tell her that her snatch was a national. Tourist attraction.

Plommer I felt bad about this for years and to this day I still feel bad about how I treated her. I have never treated a woman badly since even though some deserved it.
 
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Plommer I can't be an ass even to women I don't like. I tried once back in high school. There was this girl in my art class and it was my senior year. To begin the year I kind of liked her but she was really nasty towards me and I became an asshole in return to her. I used to tell her that her snatch was a national. Tourist attraction.

Plommer I felt bad about this for years and to this day I still feel bad about how I treated her. I have never treated a woman badly since even though some deserved it.
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Wal, you are a nice guy.

Wallay, when it comes to broads you and I are different.
 
If you want Teela, I can tell you things NOT to do.

DON'T make videos of you dancing in your underwear.
DON'T sing to her
DON'T say dumb things to her
DON'T write her poetry
DON'T get on her bad side

Everything else is fair game
 
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