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38 year woman, who looks pretty attractive (cannot do picture now but will soon, I peeked at her and thought I hit print screen to do a pic but then I exited out and went to paint and it didn't work, coming soon though), no kids, Cancer survivor about an hour out says:

"Apparently you have a very twisted sense of humor...that one picture made me laugh out loud..."

I was on the phone pitching a deal and saw that and almost soiled myself. I forgot I even had that there. :greencheck:
 
Lol it's so funny wtf. It won't look bad if I peak at her after work, I'll get a pic then. She has a tat of playing cards on her shoulder. Naughty. Cupid ripped the pic down - this one lady I was chatting with said "you know you're insane right?" then they ripped it down the next day hmm; it lives on Match though and is going strong.
 
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38
Cancer Survivor
Likes some of the same TV as me
Very sarcastic
Drinks some, smokes a little
Good job, travels some
No kids and can't have them
Drives a Harley
About an hour out from me

I'm intrigued. :greencheck:

And yes, Fishy I do. Seems to be somewhat of a filter, the ones who get through it are as dimented as me....on some level.

Here is my attempt at laying some game....

"I get that sometimes. I forgot that picture was even up there, glad you got a kick out of it. There is a story about it that maybe I will tell you sometime.

Like you I am very sarcastic, originally from central Jersey so I guess it goes with the territory. You should have been born closer to a beach and I certainly miss it.

You certainly don't look your age and I will be blunt and will say it is good to talk to someone who isn't looking for a father for her multiple kids lol. I like what you said about guys with no picture - same goes for many of ladies I have found.

What do you do for a living that you travel so much?

You ever eat at xxxxxxxx Restaurante out there in xxxxxxxxx? I practically live right next to one out here. I have never eaten at the one in xxxxxxxx though.

How are you feeling tonight?"
 
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well regardless of the rest of the pics... the smile on her face there tells me she would be a rascal and deviant in bed.

she'd let you go backdoor for the 2nd straight girl, no doubt.

go for it

then toss it











unless she has $ and or a great personality
 
Ok she's being brief with me...who wants to give me honest advice on how/what to say in a serious real world way? I do think she is cute and intriguing and my goal is to at least get some kind of sit down with her. I'd say just be myself but this nice guy shit seems to be for the birds.

RE: Sick sense of humor
"I don't look my age? Hopefully the right direction....

xxxxxx inxxxxxx~yes, xxxxx and xxxxx are friends of mine

Work: I am basically an auditor without going into too much boring detail~if you'd like to know the gory details, I will share them at some point"
 
for real, there is nothing wrong with being nice and boring..... it its real. I think you'd get a sit down that way no matter what.

but I'll say what I think I would say if I were you





RE: Sick sense of humor
"I don't look my age? Hopefully the right direction....

xxxxxx inxxxxxx~yes, xxxxx and xxxxx are friends of mine

Work: I am basically an auditor without going into too much boring detail~if you'd like to know the gory details, I will share them at some point"



~ i'm a detailed oriented person, and I'd be elated to hear some of your "boring" job details..... I'm sure you could make the most boring story seem pretty exciting.

but for real, I'd really be done to hear some real details, about YOU.... what are you focused on? what gets your blood pumping? what keeps you going deep down inside during the mundane days? I mean we all have some far off fantasies that we revert to when we get bogged down.

there is somthing about you that strikes me as a bit more authentic and actual than anyone else i've seen on this site. I'd love to meet up face to face and talk about the above subjects. because I believe you can't really share that kinda stuff, by typing with your fingers. I'd like to hear it with my ears, see it in your eyes, and sense it in your presence.

hope I'm not to upfront. but i'm kinda silly and serious all at the same time. and I like real life action without all the teasing

charmingly yours,

173
 
Owow as usual Archie:

Ok let me try to find some balance, you seem to have covered some great points; I think if she is being brief I should be a little brief, and I am definitely NOT signing it 173 (or 174 lol).

"OK 1st off, in regards to not looking your age, are you serious? You either 1) Don't own any mirrors or 2) are surfing for a compliment. I'm going to to with 2. Congratulations, you got it, you look much younger than 38.

Sounds like a good respectable gig you have going there....do I want to hear the details at this point? Probably not so much, but if you think it might excite me go ahead. I'm pretty detail oriented myself so maybe I could relate to a point.


I really wouldn't mind hearing some real details, about you though.... what are you focused on? what gets your blood pumping?

There is something about you that strikes me as a bit more authentic and actual than the others I see on this site. Maybe we could meet up face to face sometime if you want, or talk on the phone or something if you prefer so that you know that I'm not one of these crazies out there...except in that picture but that was an off day. I believe there are some things you can't really share by typing with your fingers."

-17~
 
Ok we landed on this.

RE: Sick sense of humor
OK 1st off, in regards to not looking your age, you either 1) Don't own any mirrors or 2) are surfing for a compliment. I'm going to to with 2. Congratulations, you got it, you look much younger than 38.

Sounds like a good respectable gig you have going there....do I want to hear the details at this point? Probably not so much, but if you think it might excite me go ahead.

I really wouldn't mind hearing some real details, about you though.... what are you focused on? what gets your blood pumping?

Bateman was calling Fischy names but then someone posted Bateman's personal information I was POTM across the street for January then won a $1k freeplay when Pavvy hit his straightflush baby call me pizzas4life they think im on drugs shortie shit im just high on life come be my wife.

Please don't audit me.

There is something about you that strikes me as a bit more authentic and actual than the others I see on this site. Maybe we could talk on the phone or something sometime so that you know that I'm not one of these crazies out there...except in that picture but that was an off day. I believe there are some things you can't really share by typing with your fingers.
 
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Bateman was calling Fischy names but then someone posted Bateman's personal information I was POTM across the street for January then won a $1k freeplay when Pavvy hit his straightflush baby call me pizzas4life they think im on drugs shortie shit im just high on life come be my wife.

Please don't audit me..
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Oh fuk, I hate to do this....but I mean it is what it is.

her response is gonna be:


YOU HAD ME AT BATEMAN
 
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