Matty I had my interview today

[fiveteamer]

I didn't even get a text from you wishing me luck or anything

I give you all these tips on how to properly eat a girl's ass out and you can't even send me a nice text wishing me luck?

Some friend you are unreal

 

[Matty]

Retroactive good luck for your interview pal.

Pal I forgot my last GF's b-day 3 years in a row. Gimme a break.

How'd it go? Who interviews you for a job you already have?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I didn't even get a text from you wishing me luck or anything

I give you all these tips on how to properly eat a girl's ass out and you can't even send me a ncie text wishing me luck?

Some friend you are unreal

poor baby
how did it go?

 

[fiveteamer]

I suck at excel

 

[Matty]

They had you do computer tests and shit? Why do you suck at Excel? Most corporate Excel shit is really simple to learn, just gotta spend a couple days learning the functions.

 

[fiveteamer]

I use excel everyday but only to basically add and calulate percentages

I did well during the interview, hit a home run for the written, but yeah, the excel was a trainwreck. Ah well.

 

[Matty]

All this for the job you already have. The govt is a real winner.

 

[fiveteamer]

pay your taxes bitch

 

[Archie]

I didn't even get a text from you wishing me luck or anything

I give you all these tips on how to properly eat a girl's ass out and you can't even send me a nice text wishing me luck?

Some friend you are unreal

I don't think Bro friends are require to text good lucks. unless it has somthing to do with sexual conquests, large wagers, scoring drugs, or breaking it off with a girl

 

[fiveteamer]

Very accurate post Arch

 

[Matty]

gl.

 

[stevek173]

GL I hope you got the job man.If you slip them a copy of the picture of yourself you have in your avatar here it should really help your chances. I mean everyone likes to burn every once in awhile, right?

 

[Fu Manchu]

Remember abc fivey

 

[Cougar Bait]

Fuck the government.

I mean, I love the government. A lot.

 

[Bread]

Stevie I love your avatar

 

[roguejuror]

black and yellow

 

[Archie]

black and yellow

stillers

 

[Bread]

Did you eat the interviewer's ass(es)?