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she hates posting, she has some huge graphic design projects to finish and she hates looking at computers.


she said that the words I posted to start the thread were not meant for the world or even me. they were a gutteral reaction to SUV

Poloroid, what kind of materials/brands do you use to deal with the monthly visitor?
 
by the way shari, I forgot you were talking about other countries....and obviously I didn't pass that info onto my girl. she only thought you were wrong and retarded if you were an american.



does anyone know if any cities are still having a shortage of non-applicator OB tampons?
 
I like to keep it dark and mysterious too... whenever bigal starts explaining stuff, I just cover my ears with my hands and go "LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU"

seriously though

Muddy, i'm sure in your days you met some pretty sick down and out female addicts. do you think they ever choose buying drugs with their money over buying some sort of female hygiene product or whatever?

I once was broke in grad school, and had like 6 bucks and change in my pocket. No access to banks or atm's and I busted the back of my head open slipping in the shower.

I had no health insurance, and I knew I needed to buy some liquid bandages or at least some alcohol and gauze.

but my 6 bucks was already committed to buying some prescription pain killers with my roomate's even broker ass.

I used toliet paper/ paper towels and packaging tape. I healed up fine
 
Matty
Why wouldn't you want an applicator? What does it even do?

This is for my friend SBR_John.
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The official purpose of the applicator is to help guide the tampon in more smoothly. The non-official reason is that you don't want to risk getting bloody fingers.

But to be honest, both reasons are whore shit. And to top it off, there have been times my body tossed the tampon out, applicator and all. It's almost like it was a member of the Tree Hugger Party and didn't want non biodegradable matter entering.

Applicators are a scam. Your fingers can still get bloody, especially when the stupid applicator gets too slippery and slides back out. And your body tells you where the proper place is for the tampon to end up. If you can't feel it = you've found the spot. If it hurts, you need to give it a tweak.
 
Oksana
But to be honest, both reasons are whore shit. And to top it off, there have been times my body tossed the tampon out, applicator and all. It's almost like it was a member of the Tree Hugger Party and didn't want non biodegradable matter entering.
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Oksana
Applicators are a scam. Your fingers can still get bloody, especially when the stupid applicator gets too slippery and slides back out. And your body tells you where the proper place is for the tampon to end up. If you can't feel it = you've found the spot. If it hurts, you need to give it a tweak.
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Thank you Oksana. :bowdown:

Can't wait to get off work to give this a try.
 
Archie
Wait. somtimes Vaginas just spit out foreign bodies like a Tampon?

what about a ping pong ball, what woudl you estimate the trajectory and speed of that coming out of your veejayjay?
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I'm not sure about a ping pong ball. But I can say with confidence my body will push out a dick at an alarming rate. Hasn't that ever happened to you? You've been with a girl and just kind of flew out? Not slipped out, but almost like ahe was literally pushing you out?

Or maybe not and I'm just a freak. Wouldn't be surprised at all actually. :lmao:
 
My Pelvis and Hip muscles would never allow a "flow out"

that is ridiculous.....


we don't just thrust it in there and wait for somthing to happen.....



my thrust is much greater than your Vagina rejection theory
 
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