What's going on here?

[Hawk]

Let's see how sharp you guys are. Polaroid is sharp, I bet he gets it.

I know the person in the pics very well, the answer isn't in doubt.

The question is what's going on in both of these pics. Age 18 school pic and a vacation pic about 20 years later. Some things never change. There's a similarity. Name it.

 

[Bread]

OH I KNOW I KNOW!!!


I want to bang her in both pics??? Is that it?

 

[Jello]

I have no fucking idea.

 

[Polaroid]

I'm not that sharp. But I'll try.

You posted a picture of (I recall) your parents the other night, but "she" had dark hair and so this isn't her. The chick above was 18 in what seems like a 80's picture, so it must be your sister since she looks like the person I think is your mother. And what's going on? The top picture has a sky blue background, the bottom one has sky blue beach furniture.

I dig red heads, give me her number, please. Whatever happens between me and her will stay between the two of us. Seriously, she's hot. Number please.

 

[Saulty]

First picture is at a portrait studio second picture is on the beach. This is the only similarity I can find.

 

[Hawk]

Damn! Not even warm, Polaroid.

Hint: Don't look at her face or the backgrounds.

 

[Bread]

Soft, sweet, succulent breasts in both.

 

[Hawk]

Bread, you are on the right track. The chest is well concealed in both pics.

Why?

 

[Jello]

Damn! Not even warm, Polaroid.

Hint: Don't look at her face or the backgrounds.

They both have hair. They are both wearing something black.

 

[Bread]

Why is the chest concealed in both pics?? I dunno. Maybe because neither is a porn shoot??

Man I know this has a valid answer but I'm lost right now.

And another clue is that you thought Polaroid would nail this. I'm trying to think like Polaroid and it's pretty fukin boring.

 

[MrMonkey]

A cutie in both pictures for sure!

 

[AMBy]

Chest is concealed because she is self conscious about the big breasts that she has. Someone when she was younger made her feel awful about having big breasts so now she covers them all the time even when at the beach!

 

[Mudcat]

Perhaps she is an Austin Powers Fembot with gun barrels that poke out of those things?

 

[Bread]

Does she have Cookie Monster titties??

 

[RogueScholar]

She has a third nipple, so she layers over the apex of her breasts in case it stiffens and becomes apparent through her clothes.

 

[MrMonkey]

She has a third nipple, so she layers over the apex of her breasts in case it stiffens and becomes apparent through her clothes.

Sounds interesting? Photos would help the monkey greatly!:

 

[RogueScholar]

Her left breast also appears noticeably smaller than her right. I'd concoct a grisly and macabre explanation for it, but I don't want to offend Hawk.

 

[Jello]

Is she wearing a bullet proof vest? The first picture it could pass for one.

It's definitely not the same garment in both shots. I'm totally at a loss for what is similar in these two pictures, and also getting a little annoyed at Hawk with every second I waste trying to figure it out.