Match.com Girl says "tell me about you"

[FairWarning]

Yeah she's too nice man.

Nice guys finish last. I assume its the same for nice girls too.

 

[Jello]

What is going on in here??

 

[stevek173]

And I'll tell you ho wI think I pissed her off, in my drunkeness.

I told her the craziest thing I have done sexually lately, which involved being tied up blindfolded and gagged with bandanas. Then I asked her what the craziest thing she has done lately is.

Then I realized after I sent that that might have been just a BIT too forward for a divorcee with 3 kids.

Better off though, and I don't care. I want to meet a freak or I don't want to meet at all. This is not wine and dine and hope for a kiss on date 3.

This is raunchy sex on date 1 guaranteed or fuck off.

 

[stevek173]

I stand corrected.

"Morning sunushine I totally fell asleep on you last night! I crashed before I answered your crazy sex story email, so if you really wanna know I guess you'll just have to find out on your own Okay now that you think I'm a total hooker,,which I'm NOT! My favorite football team is, of course the Steelers! It has been since I was a little girl and went to the games with my dad. Favorite food..its a toss up between, Chinese, Mexican and good bar food! I was at a cute little bar in hollidaysburg last weekend and the food rocked! Which surprised me because you could smoke in it too! I have to admit that I do smoke when I drink. I'm kind of a closet smoker, I don't do it around my kids or in my house..but when I go out its free game. What I like to do hmmm.. that's a tough one because I'm always up for anything. However, I'm not an out-doorsy kind of girl! I have never camped in a tent or went fishing or hunting. It's just not my thing. I lik e to go to Steeler games and Pens games, then stay in Pittsburgh and enjoy the city.

I'm sorry to hear that you are going through such a rough time right now. I can't even imagine how that must be."

I'll talk to you later"

It is on like donkey kong.

 

[kato]

I stand corrected.

"Morning sunushine I totally fell asleep on you last night! I crashed before I answered your crazy sex story email, so if you really wanna know I guess you'll just have to find out on your own Okay now that you think I'm a total hooker,,which I'm NOT! My favorite football team is, of course the Steelers! It has been since I was a little girl and went to the games with my dad. Favorite food..its a toss up between, Chinese, Mexican and good bar food! I was at a cute little bar in hollidaysburg last weekend and the food rocked! Which surprised me because you could smoke in it too! I have to admit that I do smoke when I drink. I'm kind of a closet smoker, I don't do it around my kids or in my house..but when I go out its free game. What I like to do hmmm.. that's a tough one because I'm always up for anything. However, I'm not an out-doorsy kind of girl! I have never camped in a tent or went fishing or hunting. It's just not my thing. I lik e to go to Steeler games and Pens games, then stay in Pittsburgh and enjoy the city.

I'm sorry to hear that you are going through such a rough time right now. I can't even imagine how that must be."

I'll talk to you later"

It is on like donkey kong.

this will not end well....

 

[Bread]

What is going on in here??

This is just a small slice of the goodness that is The Stevens.

 

[FairWarning]

Tell you're into body shots too, like her drinking them off of you.

 

[Jello]

If she smokes, she pokes.

And if she has 3 kids, she most likely pokes too.

 

[stevek173]

this will not end well....

coming from you Kato, this really makes me have to think.

It sounds like fun if I can keep it attachment free. She says she is just tired from the divorce and looking for a good time.

Fair - I will

Jello - I agree.

 

[kato]

coming from you Kato, this really makes me have to think.

It sounds like fun if I can keep it attachment free. She says she is just tired from the divorce and looking for a good time.

Fair - I will

Jello - I agree.

one nighter is all is can be steve(s)

 

[stevek173]

one nighter is all is can be steve(s)

Cosign. Is she really capable of that? I know I am at this point. I don't want to hurt her she is sweet.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Fischy, can you talk to steves about his predicament?

 

[kato]

Cosign. Is she really capable of that? I know I am at this point. I don't want to hurt her she is sweet.

talk to fischy like mcb said, he is the master

go buy a plant

let her know that is all you are looking for, sweet one night comfort. like the chinese comfort women in WW2.

 

[senco78]

coming from you Kato, this really makes me have to think.

It sounds like fun if I can keep it attachment free. She says she is just tired from the divorce and looking for a good time.Fair - I will

Jello - I agree.

thats all you need to know
she spelled it out for you.
she needs her love muffin caressed

 

[stevek173]

Hmm....but I am not really into protected sex. Maybe pursue an oral night? Possibly anal? Sorry if that offends anyone.

 

[kato]

Hmm....but I am not really into protected sex. Maybe pursue an oral night?

steve, wear a condom please

 

[mcbaseball10]

Hmm....but I am not really into protected sex. Maybe pursue an oral night? Possibly anal? Sorry if that offends anyone.

No offense taken Stevie, but I would guess the lady with 3 kids recently divorced will protect her cornhole from entry.

 

[senco78]

yea, I think cornholes are more reserved for maybe the 2nd date or after.
IDK though