You're now married - and still an asshole

[bacon]

Congratulations Mr. Machu from the GL family

 

[Cami]

Congrats Matty and Mrs. Matty! and lil dude!

 

[IAG]

Has this been confirmed?

 

[bacon]

Of course it's confirmed, they had a breakfast wedding, they're all the rage these days. That way everyone can move on with their day.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Congrats Matty

I only had to go to 1 wedding this year - feel very fortunate

 

[Blitty]

It's in another couple hours, doods.

Went out with matty and fiver last night. Good times.

 

[bacon]

I would predict that tab consisted of nothing more than four wine coolers

 

[betplom]

And bitchslaps

 

[betplom]

Marty how do you say bitchslap en francais?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Pics or Ban Blitty

And I want to see some bare ass

 

[Mudcat]

Many happy returns and whatnot.

That's what you get for the actual wedding day.

Any mention of future anniversaries, you get this:

 

[roguejuror]

welcome to the family E


we have to change the official matty smiley now

 

[betplom]

Yeah, a sad face for the new married Marty smiley.

 

[Saulty]

Happy Wedding Date kids! Post pictures of fiveteamer drank.

 

[FairWarning]

Yeah, a sad face for the new married Marty smiley.

Or a pic of Al Bundy.

 

[wal66]

If I were the old me I would get all sentimental and say something lathered with warm heartfelt emotion. It would have been several paragraphs long so I could better convey how truly happy I was that you found your soulmate and how I hope that your love for one another grew stronger with each breath. I would say something lacking in testosterone like, "may your heart smile each time you gaze you even think of one another.

Now though...................................

This makes me the most eligible bachelor that occasionally visits GameLive now.

 

[FairWarning]

No word if this was the wedding singer

 

[Matty]

Has this been confirmed?

Confirmified, bitches.