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l7ustin

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So I was at work yesterday morning sitting on the worst side of town when we got a call for an Auto-Ped (A car hit a guy). Its on the side of town notorious for nothing but bull shit so we made our way over there bitching the whole time.

when we got there it turns out a 28 y/o male got hit by a late 90s model Grand Cheerokee and drug like 50-100 yards. We starting looking at his injuries he had quite a bit of road rash and a pretty ugly purple red color to his left shoulder. I began by asking for his name and date of birth. his date of birth was April 26. Bummer. he just turned 28 today and he got hit and drug by a vehicle. Well it turns out his day got worse. See he was at his own house drinking it up when his girl"friend" came over and wanted to chill. Everything was going great till he got a text from another chick saying happy birthday and a photo of lingerie. His g/f didnt care for that too much and started being a bit..well.. she pretty much did what any female would do. he told her to stop screaming cuz she was giving him a headache and told her to GTFO of his house. She said aww hell no, grabbed the keys to his car and ran out the door. He pursued bec he knew how crazy she was and didnt want her leaving in his car. She had a significant head start (and was way less overweight and drunk than him) so by the time he got outside she had it started and had the window down yelling at him. he got to the car just in time to get his arm in the window when she took off.

She drug him for a little bit prob until she realized oops hes still attached and stopped. He was pissed as fuck so he called 9-1-1 and said this dumb bitch is stealing my car and she hit me and drug my ass. She said oh hell no im not going down for this and calls 9-1-1 also claiming he is trying to beat and kill her and that he has a weapon.

Police show up and the guy walks towards them and says thank god you guys are here this bitch is crazy and they order him to get on his knees he says wait no i called and they throw him to the ground and fuck him up roughly. Thats when we showed up.

The guy told us that he didnt want to go to the hospital bec he had been with the ambulance before and didnt want a 1000 dollar bill. we were like thats cool dude this really sucks sorry about your bad luck on your birthday. Well the cops totally bought whatever story the dumb broad was telling and told the guy that they were going to arrest him for assaulting her if he didnt go to the hospital with us. the guy was shocked as fuck at his treatment by PD but it gets worse.

the police let the woman leave the scene IN HIS CAR. she btw was also very intoxicated.

As a recap on this guys birthday he was drug by a car, fucked up by the police, forced to go to the hospital, and now his car got jacked.

Oh and why did i believe him? On the way to the hospital he shows me the text she sent him. "Hahahaha bitch dont fuck w me I was hoping police woulda shot you I told them you had a gun" and "Enjoy that stupid hoe you aint seeing your car again"

FML? :banghead:
 
The guy told us that he didnt want to go to the hospital bec he had been with the ambulance before and didnt want a 1000 dollar bill.


What is that about? A 1000 dollar bill? I hope you're not saying that's what people have to pay for an ambulance ride in the USA.

I know from recent second-hand experience that it is $45 here.