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Archie

Archie

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from the time you read this post..... if you complete the following steps you'll get 750 million dollars.

you have no use of internet or cell phones. you can use land lines.

you must do all the task alone or you LOSE

you don't get to add anything to your "belongings" other than what is in your coat/pants pockets already.

here are your tasks

1. steal a car (not using keys)
2. pleasure a large italian OR hispanic woman
3. eat 40 chicken wings
4. mug a russian or other ukranian/east bloc type of woman. (gotta get her purse, $ or phone)
5. drink a bottle of mad dog 20/20
6. murder a random homeless man or woman and dump them in any large body of water.
7. tickle pavyracer to the point of girlish giggling
8. pleasure yourself to climax inside of a bp gas station bathroom


GO!!!!
 
ok you don't have to tickle pavy.... OR you can skip any of the other options.....


or if you video tape yourself fuking your roomate with your dog watching, you can skip 2 options.....


surely, someone can do this....right? let's be creative
 
Archie
ok you don't have to tickle pavy.... OR you can skip any of the other options.....


or if you video tape yourself fuking your roomate with your dog watching, you can skip 2 options.....


surely, someone can do this....right? let's be creative
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That can be done, but we have a "No fucking roommates" policy in this house.
 
Go Blitty!! You can do it!!

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