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Swinging Johnson

Swinging Johnson

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According to sources, Swinging Johnson is 14-5 in the month of May. Now I know you are a stickler for details so I will break it down for you. 10-5 (+5.35 units) in baseball, 3-0 in the NBA, and 1-0 on the ice (+1.40 units) for a torrid 14-5 mark in May.

Ah, the sweet smell of Gamelive, intoxicating my senses. I'd forgotten how glorious and magical this place truly is. Nice to see you Bread. It seems you've regained your fastball. Some nice posts over in Peeps Place. Of course, I am no longer welcome there. Tis a pity Peep is the Scarecrow of forumville. He thought he could fade me and make money. Well that worked out as well as his exclusive line of fur sinks he peddled in the 80's.

Nice to be back kids. Thank you all for your kind emails while I was away.
 
I don't think so as it does not allow me access to post. Peep deemed me silly at first but when he started losing by fading my plays, I was persona non grata. Reagan actually showed remarkable restraint but when you're going bad and someone is busting your stones, I can appreciate him dropping the hammer.

Anyway, here I am. BTW...who has bigger boobs, Robyn or Nina? Please feel free to elaborate.
 
SJ, how big of a honor is it to be the only poster ever banned at both GL and Peeps in such a short time frame? Good to have back! We need quality sport's posters like yourself here! Just try to change up your delivery? :yes:
 
Hello Mr. Monkey and thank you for the warm reception. I've always enjoyed bantering with you and you also make an interesting point regarding my banishment from both Peeps and Gamelive in such a short time. Is there an award? Nonetheless, I shall endeavor to remain humble and not speak of my website. However, can't a brother get a signature on this site? Please let me know and how is the missus, Mr.?
 
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Hello Mr. Monkey and thank you for the warm reception. I've always enjoyed bantering with you and you also make an interesting point regarding my banishment from both Peeps and Gamelive in such a short time. Is there an award? Nonetheless, I shall endeavor to remain humble and not speak of my website. However, can't a brother get a signature on this site? Please let me know and how is the missus, Mr.?[/QUOTE]



I am happy to tell you that Mrs. Monkey is fine.

Very....fine. :grin:
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Nice to see you as well Kato. Bread, how would you know about Mrs. Monkey's condition? That is a thinly veiled message you're sending. I don't think Mr. Monkey would appreciate his wife trifling with a man who clearly has neither the financial nor the physical wherewithall to sate his betrothed's rather insatiable appetite. Besides, her plumbling is all wrong for a boy like you, silly sailor.
 
Swinging Johnson
Nice to see you as well Kato. Bread, how would you know about Mrs. Monkey's condition? That is a thinly veiled message you're sending. I don't think Mr. Monkey would appreciate his wife trifling with a man who clearly has neither the financial nor the physical wherewithall to sate his betrothed's rather insatiable appetite. Besides, her plumbling is all wrong for a boy like you, silly sailor.
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It really sucks being the only person paying for it! I work all night long why can't she put in a few hours a couple nights a week? SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
 
Swinging Johnson
Bigger, as I am sure you are aware Mrs. X, is not always better. When boobs and running are mentioned in the same context, well, let's just all candidates are welcome.
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I'm actually pretty happy I don't have ginormous bazoombas. I just like to weasel into any conversation that I can get some attention.

This is most likely why I hate Devilwoman so. The same tendencies drive us. I'm just a million (possibly a billion) times more *insert positive adjective here* with a er or -ier suffix, and also try to tone down and/or disguise my neediness.
 
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So take my challenge swinging dickhead.
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I assume you're speaking to me and I assume you've issued a challenge. May I aslo make the assumption you are the undisputed king of the non-sequitur. Look it up because contextually speaking, I'm sure you'll get an enormous laugh once you've read the definition.

I have no idea what you're referring to but I can tell you to replace the u in your name with an o and your comments will be, at least, a bit more appetizing! Oh my, what a roll I'm on today!
 
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