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Word of my moron status has apparently gotten out

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Mudcat

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I don't know what happened. About a week ago there was a sudden and drastic uptick in spam e-mails I was receiving from Nigerian princes and Euro lotteries (which I won! Without entering!) and religious relatives of dying people all around the world who have vast sums of money and no heirs. Apparently I can have these inheritances if I send them money and believe in god but mainly send them money.

There is something from Jeff in the US Military who has deposited a cool 21.5 million dollars somewhere and it looks like I can have it if I just follow a few simple steps. It's not a hoax! That's the first sentience of the e-mail: This is not a hoax.



Seriously, what happened? Suddenly I am getting inundated with these dopey e-mails. It's like I have a bulls-eye painted on me.

I am sure it must be someone from Gamelive that caused it. Who here let the cat out of the bag about my total stupidity?
 
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hahaha....Muddy several years ago I had a Nick Nolte MySpace that I used solely to entertain these Nigerian scammers, posing as beautiful white women.

My god the fun I had. It was even funnier because they had never heard of Nick Nolte, and I used his picture and posted how I imagine he talks IRL.


OK LISTEN HERE GODAMMIT! I'LL BE IN NIGERIA TOMORROW WITH $40,000 CASH BUT YOU BETTER HAVE SOME GREAT GODDAM SCOTCH WAITING FOR ME! JEEZUSSS CHRIST!

They couldn't wait for The Nolte's arrival.

:lmao: