Why Does Every Girl I Sleep With Have Cats?

[CASPERWAIT$]

Cats tend to mirror their owner. I've noticed if the cat is needy and always meowing, the female will be asking for affection one minute and yelling at you the next.

Aloof cats...aloof owners.

 

[betplom]

I wonder if Nick Lachey has this same problem.


PS, Casper the 1970's called. They want their mustache back!

 

[bacon]

Because you're into girls who love pussy.

-Fellow unable to refuse a bad pun person

 

[Cami]

they are lesbians. they just don't know it yet.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I shaved the mustache this morning.

Any girl that sleeps with me becomes gay eventually.

 

[bacon]

Any girl that sleeps with me becomes gay eventually.

 

[Cami]

Hence the cats. question answered.

 

[Jewish Prince]

The cat is like animal. Like aardvark or zebra, like elephant or anteater, like ANIMAL.

 

[bacon]

JP for POTM, imo

 

[Saulty]

You have to kill the cats before you sleep with them. Then you won't have this problem.

 

[xpansive]

Casper, not only are cats emotional pillows for most females but also make great anti-nagging devices...

So long as its not too territorial then it's a +EV move for life...

 

[Matty]

The cat is like animal. Like aardvark or zebra, like elephant or anteater, like ANIMAL.

Jewish Prince is right.