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Where ya been Plommer?

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PuckOff
I actually missed you and was genuinely concerned for your well being.

I hope all is well with you.
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I may be dying of colon cancer. I'm convinced I am.

Had to gom to the hospital ER last Sunday to get medical help to pass a stool that was stuck in my colon/rectum.

Doctor gave me a list of family physicians in Windsor accepting new patients and advised I should have a colonoscopy, this was after he stuck his hand up my arse to stretch/lube my colon so I could take a shit.

Other than that I'm fine.

Thanks for asking.


Pucky, there may be one less Leaf fan on the planet in the near future, pal.
 
camilion15728
Oh Plommy.....this sounds awful. :hug: Poor guy.
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Thanks Cammaaaaaaaaay!

It is no fun at all. It's quite uncomfortable and painful.
(I'm talking about having a hugh lump of feces stuck in your colon/rectum, I can only imagine how truly horrible colon cancer really is)


RogueJuror
The more you read about it online the more it'll drive you nuts, plom.
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True, I've managed to resist the temptation to google "colon cancer" and "colonoscopy" and read about the topics online.

Truth is, it's gonna bother me and I'm going to obsess about it until I go get the fucking colonoscopy done and hear the result is negative for cancer.

Then I'ma gonna go fuck some bitches.
 
Plommer, you need to start eating All Bran on a regular basis and less cheese. Shit blocks you up..... no pun intended. Colonoscopies are not fun, but very much necessary for people in our age brackets. I hope you get yrou blood checked at least once a year. I get mine done every 6 months. Cancer is in my family so I tend not to mess with that stuff.

Plommer, the Leafs (David Clarkson) are looking good. They have some serious depth adn have lots of options this year to move players around the lineup. GOOD TIMES!!!

I'm glad to see you back buddy.
 
PuckOff
It sounds like you may have an anal fissure.

Please allow my Facebook type of feminine side to come out...... HUGS Honey.
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I'm really looking forward to an anal fissure.

camilion15728
I bet it is. Have you been taking any stool softeners? Eating more fiber?
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That may have been part of the problem, I ate alot of cheese last week as well and didn't drink enough water.

I'm now eating bran or oatmeal for brekkie and drinking lots of water.

Been having good movements the last few days.


Thanks guys.
 
Plom, get your fucking ass back in posting shape, son.

Sprinkle some finely ground flax seed on your Raisin Bran in the morning and buy a juicer and you'll be shitting after a glass of water in the morning.

Common.
 
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