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Got a Craig Bicycle LED Flashlight & Bluetooth Speaker (CMA3579) for $7.99 today At Rite Aid it normally goes for triple that. Pretty happy about that.
Got this nasty little high butane lighter and the girl that sold it to me said "this will blow your house up" and it will so I'd never use it inside, the thing is ridiculous. Want to jack my wallet (that's not for anyone here)? I don't think you do.
Did well for $20 on the 1st dance and the second one was great too but $60 is pretty pricy. I'm not mad at all though. I love being able to say obscene stuff and getting smacked around by a babe. The bouncer kept opening the door to see what the fuck was going on and she kept waving him off. I hope they throw her at me again. The $20 one too, they're both amazing.
But an immigrant in a ufo that's been helping with the housework
Parents gave me a bunch of pots and pans and my Dad gave me an incredible pair of pink shades
Found a decent pair of earphones on the corner that is almost exactly the same as the ones I left in the strip
A poster here hired me out as a whore
Parents also gave me a rice cooker
I need a new car my baby's up but she's hurtin. I put too much oil in her. Might go with a motorcycle
bought a nice dildo that I shoved up my ass with heroin in it because I forgot about it then I had to board a fighter plane. That was a weird ride.
A couple nice shirts, Old Navy then Goodwill
Bought a laptop from a Craigslist dude in Delaware then a tablet from some cute girl in Delaware. It's missing a cord to use the keyboard but the girl is so cute I couldn''t give her heat for that.
Was pretending to be a statue in a museum and some girl raped me and that's fine
Bought a $35 pound weight and a volleyball
Talked about life with a couple bums, gave them cigarettes, gatorade, water and food. One's cool the other one I think I'm sick of but when I get good at guitar and find my harmonic I might play on her corner to try to get her more money, maybe set up a little card booth on her corner like Beck did.
Threw some dice in the alley with Caligirl. We were so fucked up and we still won. Then I met some girl in the bar I liked and Caligirl steps between us and says "Hey sorry about the rough hand job earlier" and the girl disappeared. I didn't even get the fucking handjob, wtf.
Casper gave me a good deal on a blender he too from some ladies house so that he could put the money on a horse he liked. Then he put a water heater in my buddy's house.
I bought a VCR from some lady and tried to lay a little game and it went to my favorite movie being fight club. She came back with "oh yeah, my husband's a UFC Fighter, and he's right over there". The transaction went politely after that.
I need a new hat, will do that now.
Bought a bed from a local girl which didn't go well. She forgot that you have to take it bed bed pieces get it through her doorway and taking that thing apart is intricate. It lead to the the entire thing collapsing on the floor (which was extremely loud) so I now have a bunch of broken wooden pieces in my storage closet and an ok mattress.
Bought a futon from a used furniture store, I like it.
Cheap desk and a chair.
Need tables and chairs and a smart TV. I think that's tomorrow, maybe today.
Got this nasty little high butane lighter and the girl that sold it to me said "this will blow your house up" and it will so I'd never use it inside, the thing is ridiculous. Want to jack my wallet (that's not for anyone here)? I don't think you do.
Did well for $20 on the 1st dance and the second one was great too but $60 is pretty pricy. I'm not mad at all though. I love being able to say obscene stuff and getting smacked around by a babe. The bouncer kept opening the door to see what the fuck was going on and she kept waving him off. I hope they throw her at me again. The $20 one too, they're both amazing.
But an immigrant in a ufo that's been helping with the housework
Parents gave me a bunch of pots and pans and my Dad gave me an incredible pair of pink shades
Found a decent pair of earphones on the corner that is almost exactly the same as the ones I left in the strip
A poster here hired me out as a whore
Parents also gave me a rice cooker
I need a new car my baby's up but she's hurtin. I put too much oil in her. Might go with a motorcycle
bought a nice dildo that I shoved up my ass with heroin in it because I forgot about it then I had to board a fighter plane. That was a weird ride.
A couple nice shirts, Old Navy then Goodwill
Bought a laptop from a Craigslist dude in Delaware then a tablet from some cute girl in Delaware. It's missing a cord to use the keyboard but the girl is so cute I couldn''t give her heat for that.
Was pretending to be a statue in a museum and some girl raped me and that's fine
Bought a $35 pound weight and a volleyball
Talked about life with a couple bums, gave them cigarettes, gatorade, water and food. One's cool the other one I think I'm sick of but when I get good at guitar and find my harmonic I might play on her corner to try to get her more money, maybe set up a little card booth on her corner like Beck did.
Threw some dice in the alley with Caligirl. We were so fucked up and we still won. Then I met some girl in the bar I liked and Caligirl steps between us and says "Hey sorry about the rough hand job earlier" and the girl disappeared. I didn't even get the fucking handjob, wtf.
Casper gave me a good deal on a blender he too from some ladies house so that he could put the money on a horse he liked. Then he put a water heater in my buddy's house.
I bought a VCR from some lady and tried to lay a little game and it went to my favorite movie being fight club. She came back with "oh yeah, my husband's a UFC Fighter, and he's right over there". The transaction went politely after that.
I need a new hat, will do that now.
Bought a bed from a local girl which didn't go well. She forgot that you have to take it bed bed pieces get it through her doorway and taking that thing apart is intricate. It lead to the the entire thing collapsing on the floor (which was extremely loud) so I now have a bunch of broken wooden pieces in my storage closet and an ok mattress.
Bought a futon from a used furniture store, I like it.
Cheap desk and a chair.
Need tables and chairs and a smart TV. I think that's tomorrow, maybe today.
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