What would your April 2015 self tell your April 2014 self?

[IAG]

Did a similar thread a while back....this is much more specific however...dealing only with the past year.



Don't waste 5 months and $600 on physical therapy. It won't help, and you will waste your summer.


Don't pick up that first Butterfinger (I have now kicked the habit...but there was a bad stretch in there.)


Stay with mom in the bathroom at ALL times. (.although the fall did result in me getting additional help which was needed.)


You can't solve everyone's problems. ...especially those with problems they don't want solved.


Change your air filter every couple months or you will regret it.


Invest in the good car battery when you don't drive very often, and live in a very cold state.


Don't buy a bunch of Pinkman dolls on an impulse.

 

[IAG]

2015 IAG would tell 2014 Reno to watch out for Bambis when driving.

 

[kato]

lol

buy GAP insurance on a new car

tell steve(s) to see a doctor

tell casper the dangers of sugardaddy websites

 

[FairWarning]

Myself, oh so much that I don't know where to begin.

 

[PuckOff]

Tell Kato to continue being Kato.
Tell myself to continue being myself.

 

[bacon]

Keep up with those workouts don't let up

You won't believe the improvement in a year

Stay at it with the songs

Poundtown ABC

Stop eating giraffes, bad for digestion

Don't fuck Matty's wife's face, again

 

[reno cool]

pinkman dolls you so silly pal.

I'm never good at answering questions like that, especially of top of my head. Another reason I couldn't do those job interviews.

I would tell myself not to worry about shit that I know now weren't gonna happen :

 

[Matty]

I would tell myself all the winners for all pro sports games in April 2014. Then I would deposit money into my Pinnacle and 5dimes accounts and play dozens of 10- to 15-team parlays, and only a handful of winning ones, so they won't suspect that I have seen the future.

Then I reckon I'd go shopping.

 

[bacon]

oh, dayum.

 

[reno cool]

smart thinking Matty gotta play it smooth

 

[Matty]

I'm smarts.

 

[IAG]

Don't spend $200 on cookbooks and cooking magazines. Who you kidding?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Ask RJ to ban me from GL. Maybe in a year, he would get around to it.

 

[betplom]

Ask RJ to ban me from GL. Maybe in a year, he would get around to it.

Casper banned could ghost, no?

Casper ghosting.

 

[Matty]

I would tell Rogatien to make Casperwaits unbannable for life.

 

[bacon]

Keep feeding mini. Yes, she's creepy. The best kind of creepy.

Don't go into the local bars looking all shwag. It scares them and you will get robbed eventually. Do some housework for Christ's sake. Be more patient with overly inquisitive clients. The music days are nice but dude when you do that stay off the fucking road, man. Start cooking stuff, dickhead. Crab legs, tonight.

 

[IAG]

Make sure there are no plastic utensils in your oven before pre-heating.

 

[bacon]

very valid point.

Good lookin out.