What is your preferred method of breaking up with a woman?

[Tron]

Ladies feel free to jump in.


Let's face it, the most noble way to go about this deed is to be up front and honest and let your soon to be ex-partner know that you want to move on and that things are over and done with.

But how many of us actually do that?

Do you do the slow fade? A gradual decrease in phone calls/texts accompanied by a busier than normal schedule which prevents the usual amount of time together?

Or do you take the asshole approach and just become increasingly more combative and not return texts/phone calls?

Then there is the Excuse Method. "I'm not feeling well", "I have family in town", "It's not you it's just that I've been going through some shit lately".


Which methods do Gamelivers employ now or in the past?


I always want to use the Up Front Method but unfortunately I usually end up going with the Slow Fade Approach. I'm such an asshole.


I thought this was a gambling forum.

 

[Matty]

I always want to use the Up Front Method but unfortunately I usually end up going with the Slow Fade Approach. I'm such an asshole.

That must be the most common "method". I've been upfront only once I believe, with a girl I was seeing about once a week in college... but never with a steady girlfriend, where things never seem to be so black and white.

Dafty the last girl I dumped was a live-in GF whom I repeatedly told that I wasn't in love with. She stayed and pretended to be okay with that for 3 years Dafty. Dafty that wasn't right of me.

Dafty I like to think that this is a gamblers' forum.

Good thread.

 

[tullamore]

I normally just act like more of an asshole than I normally am. Ignore the girl and she will break up with you, saving yourself all the trouble.

 

[roguejuror]

leave the country/city

make her leave the country/city

wack her

 

[rito]

leave the country/city

this

 

[senco78]

I've been married for 7 yrs last week so its been awhile for me.
we've had a really tuff past 2 yrs and its looking like the big "D" is straight ahead.
I'm seriuosly considering going and seeing a lawyer this week if I can get these couple jobs I got going done.

came real close a couple yrs ago but didint go through with it.

been trying to make it work but beginning to think it wasnt meant to be.

 

[Acid Joe]

The last one I broke up with I did the straight ahead approach..... but after all the shit I went through with that, I personally vote for the asshole approach. Let her come home to locked doors and her shit on the front llawn, at least then when she complains its about something to REALLY complain about.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

"Get your shit and get the fuck out of here."

 

[pico]

slow and fade usually. same for her as well.

i think this is the most popular way for both sexes

 

[Mudcat]

More often than not, I fake my own death.

 

[Saulty]

Shooting her pets with a pellet gun.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Donkey Punch

 

[Bread]

Dafty best part of his was your closing line Good stuff.

But really, aren't relationships just one huge gamble anyway?

 

[MrMonkey]

Been a long time since I dated, but the appropriate question for me might be what was the preferred method a woman broke up with you? I'm such a nice guy, right? :flowers:

 

[Rubyn]

I always want to use the Up Front Method but unfortunately I usually end up going with the Slow Fade Approach. I'm such an asshole.

Uh oh. Does this mean no STGG in a few weeks?

 

[MrMonkey]

Robyn, how you feeling my dear? :flowers:

 

[Rubyn]

I didn't feel well last night, but I am feeling much better today.

 

[Bread]

Robyn can we continue with our derailed plans from last night then??