CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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- Aug 3, 2010
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That 12 year old girls don't vote for the Grammy winners
That unless my cock is connected to a person that girls want to fuck, it doesn't matter that I am hung like an Ewok
Swinging genitalia emoticons are about as creepy as Mister Rogers taking off his shoes and whispering falsetto
Sensitive nipples can be a problem, especially when they start crying during The Notebook
Bloody Marys at 9am.....sophisticated. Boones Farm at 9am......problematic
That a DVR containing 12 episodes of To Catch A Predator will scare a first date away
Walking into a gym to weigh yourself does not count as a workout
That my wet dream can kick your wet dreams ass
That unless my cock is connected to a person that girls want to fuck, it doesn't matter that I am hung like an Ewok
Swinging genitalia emoticons are about as creepy as Mister Rogers taking off his shoes and whispering falsetto
Sensitive nipples can be a problem, especially when they start crying during The Notebook
Bloody Marys at 9am.....sophisticated. Boones Farm at 9am......problematic
That a DVR containing 12 episodes of To Catch A Predator will scare a first date away
Walking into a gym to weigh yourself does not count as a workout
That my wet dream can kick your wet dreams ass
