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Skype is dangerous in the wrong lighting.

Nobody in College Basketball wants to be the #1 seed

Having a stripper call you at 6am to talk about her feelings is as fun as a kick to the balls

Gamelive is like "Brokeback Mountain"....I wish I could quit you.

xhamster is a lot better than Youporn

working out your neck and shoulders may be important, but it is a bitch to get used to

Grape Nuts suck hot or cold

Never text two people at the same time with similar names

I need to invent a penis lotion

If my mother banged a black guy, I could have been Blake Griffin

21 year old Hooters waitresses swallow and enjoy it

I miss New York
 
grapenuts are good with berries, warmed up, smash them before you heat it. in a titanium bowl.

21 year old hooters girls who like to swallow are great for the ego, just use a condom, you don't want herpes. i have 5 friends who have worked at hooters. 3 of them have herpes. all 5 are sluts. however, i love them dearly.

strippers are people too.
 
CaliGirlNJ
grapenuts are good with berries, warmed up, smash them before you heat it. in a titanium bowl.

21 year old hooters girls who like to swallow are great for the ego, just use a condom, you don't want herpes. i have 5 friends who have worked at hooters. 3 of them have herpes. all 5 are sluts. however, i love them dearly.

strippers are people too.
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This group of Hooters girls are not sluts.

Not afraid of getting herpes. I have gone 36 years without getting a STD. Pretty sure I know what I am doing.
 
PapaGeorge
"Never text two people at the same time with similar names"

Please share the story, it has to be interesting:rotfl:
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21 year old Hooters waitress is named Kristalynn. Stripper girl name is Krystal. This morning, I was still a bit drunk, and stripper texted me about meeting up after she got off of work. Kristalynn and I were out earlier in the evening drinking. When I went to hit reply, I hit the wrong girl. Scary thing is that they BOTH started texting, and my drunkeness, I said a couple of things to one that I meant to say to the other. It took the better part of the morning to clear that up.
 
Casperwaits
21 year old Hooters waitress is named Kristalynn. Stripper girl name is Krystal. This morning, I was still a bit drunk, and stripper texted me about meeting up after she got off of work. Kristalynn and I were out earlier in the evening drinking. When I went to hit reply, I hit the wrong girl. Scary thing is that they BOTH started texting, and my drunkeness, I said a couple of things to one that I meant to say to the other. It took the better part of the morning to clear that up.
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Did they even notice?
 
PapaGeorge
Did they even notice?
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Lol, stripper did because the text to her made no sense. It was basically "I had a great time tonight and other stuff". I was SUPPOSED to be at the strip club with a bunch of friends, but I had some stuff to do, and when I got done, I met up with the Hooters girl. When stripper girl got that text, she was like "Huh?" and "I haven't even seen you yet".
 
Casperwaits
Lol, stripper did because the text to her made no sense. It was basically "I had a great time tonight and other stuff". I was SUPPOSED to be at the strip club with a bunch of friends, but I had some stuff to do, and when I got done, I met up with the Hooters girl. When stripper girl got that text, she was like "Huh?" and "I haven't even seen you yet".
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lol. as long as they didn't think anything of it, who cares. right?
 
PapaGeorge
lol. as long as they didn't think anything of it, who cares. right?
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Papa, I am going to be brutally honest. This week I wanted to crush on one person. I guess I fucked up somehow. Still lost on what I did, but hey, them's the breaks. The Stripper girl is just a stripper girl. Nothing of substance is going to come out of that. The Hooters girl is adorable and I found out last night that she thought I was cute. We hung out when she got done with work. She is so young, so THAT won't lead to anything serious. I wish I could roll back the clock to a week ago. I miss the one person that I think is really special.
 
Casperwaits
Papa, I am going to be brutally honest. This week I wanted to crush on one person. I guess I fucked up somehow. Still lost on what I did, but hey, them's the breaks. The Stripper girl is just a stripper girl. Nothing of substance is going to come out of that. The Hooters girl is adorable and I found out last night that she thought I was cute. We hung out when she got done with work. She is so young, so THAT won't lead to anything serious. I wish I could roll back the clock to a week ago. I miss the one person that I think is really special.
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i have a feeling that one special person is on this forum with how your speaking...
 
PapaGeorge
i have a feeling that one special person is on this forum with how your speaking...
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Papa, sometimes you do stupid things and you shake it off. Sometimes you do stupid things, and they stick inside you for a bit. This is a time that I don't even know what I did, but the less I know, the stupider I act. I think this week I am going to screw around with a bunch of girls that will not lead to any substance to forget about my mistakes. The sad thing is at the end of the week, I doubt anything will be different. Anyway, you live and you learn.
 
Casperwaits
Papa, sometimes you do stupid things and you shake it off. Sometimes you do stupid things, and they stick inside you for a bit. This is a time that I don't even know what I did, but the less I know, the stupider I act. I think this week I am going to screw around with a bunch of girls that will not lead to any substance to forget about my mistakes. The sad thing is at the end of the week, I doubt anything will be different. Anyway, you live and you learn.
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If my opinion matters don't do that. What is that going to do for ya? Are you really going to be happy screwing those random girls? Call me old fashioned but I couldn't do that, I need to know the girl and feel for her. But that is just me. See, for me, I play hockey and let my mistake anger out that way. Or I pick up the guitar. But, if your gonna screw a bunch of random girls because you screwed up with a girl that was perfect for ya, that IMO is not the right answer.

....plus you could end up with some STD, or some type of disease and cost ya hundreds of dollars at the doctor's getting them taken care of...just not worth it
 
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