What exactly is the proper etiquette for HJ's?

[Blitty]

I mean handjobs of course. I was never a fan in the past because it never made sense to me. A BJ always seemed like the practical solution. A CBJ or combo BJ carries merit as well.

There were many circumstances involved to make this happen recently i.e. there was a 'sigalert' on all the other 'major' highways. Anyways its seems like you definitely have to be in the right mind state for a full release to be achieved. Also be prepared for an embarrassing mess. Luckily, in my case there were some "Go Ducks" towels from previous playoff year runs available near by.

Does anyone have any suggestions to make this less awkward in the future?





I have a feeling that either kato or jello will have some good advice on this one.

 

[betplom]

Most men don't find it necessary to masturbate while driving.

If you are talking about giving a handjob, RS is your man.

 

[RogueScholar]

I don't even know where to begin on this one. If you're behind the wheel, oral is the only way to go, there is no etiquette for a handjob that makes it sufficiently neat. Why exactly did you have to settle for the handjob?

 

[Blitty]

I don't even know where to begin on this one. If you're behind the wheel, oral is the only way to go, there is no etiquette for a handjob that makes it sufficiently neat. Why exactly did you have to settle for the handjob?

What are Sig-Alerts?



"Sig-Alerts" are unique to Southern California. They came about in the 1940s when the L.A.P.D. got in the habit of alerting a local radio reporter, Loyd Sigmon, of bad car wrecks on city streets. These notifications became known as "Sig-Alerts." Later Mr. Sigmon developed an electronic device that authorities could use to alert the media of disasters. Caltrans latched on to the term "Sig-Alert" and it has come to be known as any traffic incident that will tie up two or more lanes of a freeway for two or more hours.

 

[Blitty]

Make your sure you have an extra pair of shorts easily accessible.

 

[roguejuror]

Hallucinogen Hooligan, perfect

 

[Blitty]

RJ why would you want an HJ? you can do that yourself ese.

 

[betplom]

RJ why would you want an HJ? you can do that yourself ese.

Blitty, the voice of reason.

 

[Matty]

FYI:

"sigalert" = interdiction
"major highways" = ladyfriend's orifices

I can read blittyspeak.

 

[stevek173]

she has to swallow it, it's the only way.

 

[Blitty]

Steve, you are wise beyond your years.

 

[Blitty]

Bread, do married guys still do HJ's?

 

[Acid Joe]

When driving oral is the only way to go...... staying focused during the release and not blowing her head off is the problem in my opinion while driving. Don't let her give you oral if she's driving it ends up very messy. HJ's serve their purpose when your in a bar and making out with her and she reaches down and starts stroking...... usually leads to further action once your out of the bar.

HJ have no etiquette cuz they are messy. and shooting on her dress is a no no just ask bill clinton.

 

[Blitty]

Mrs.X, what is your view on the topic of HJ's?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

She doesn't eat meat, Blitty.

 

[roguejuror]

She doesn't eat meat, Blitty.

lol

 

[Blitty]

underated thread

 

[Blitty]

When driving oral is the only way to go...... staying focused during the release and not blowing her head off is the problem in my opinion while driving. Don't let her give you oral if she's driving it ends up very messy. HJ's serve their purpose when your in a bar and making out with her and she reaches down and starts stroking...... usually leads to further action once your out of the bar.

HJ have no etiquette cuz they are messy. and shooting on her dress is a no no just ask bill clinton.

AJ