Waited on David Wright last night

[Jello]

That was pretty cool. Nice guy. Good tipper.

 

[MrMonkey]

Glad to see back Jello posting interesting stuff! You haven't missed a beat being gone so long! Wright always seemed like a normal dude.

Working the primo area now too with celebrities! :

Off the wall but did you start out at that place in the area this guy works at? Nice setup he has there.

If so, did you ever have to grab the old plunger to keep your operation going till closing?

Hoping I'm not hassling you here. Just love to here from you. Been missed big time!

 

[Bread]

Not a fan, even though I did win a season future bet on him this year.

 

[roguejuror]

Mister monkey you're bonkers but not hassling in my opinion.

 

[Polaroid]

Jello, we need further details. What did he order? Did he seem pleased that he got hit power numbers back up in 2010? Was he concerned about his career high K% this season?

 

[Jello]

Polaroid, I decided to play it cool and act like I didn't even know him until after dinner when he was waiting for his companions near the bathroom. Then I told him I was a fan, shook his hand and told him good luck next year. He's a local boy and he's been into my restaurant before. This was the first time I'd seen him though. He dates a local bartender (or she used to be) from around the way. She's gorgeous too... I know, shocker. I thought about telling him how he really kind of hampered my fantasy team this year, and how I was tempted to trade him several times but will keep him one more season...after which his salary in my keeper league simply won't justify his increasingly pedestrian numbers.

As for the meal, he chose a menu addition that evening - pan seared rockfish over mashed potatoes, sauteed squash and asparagus, and finished off with a delicious crab Newburg (lump crab meat, fish sauce, sherry, some parmesan). He and his date chose to substitute mashed sweet potatoes for the regular mashed potatoes - an interesting if not unappetizing decision in my opinion.

 

[MrMonkey]

Jello, his date on a scale of 1-10? Blond, brunette, redhead?

 

[Polaroid]

I thought about telling him how he really kind of hampered my fantasy team this year, and how I was tempted to trade him several times but will keep him one more season...after which his salary in my keeper league simply won't justify his increasingly pedestrian numbers.

That might have been the best conversation ever. Let's make it happen next time and let's get it on video.

 

[rito]

You should have asked him if he really made a sex tape with Erin Andrews.