Vegas Lesson #72408: Don't try to give coke to strippers at the Rhino

[MonkeyF0cker]

It will not work out in your favor. End of story.

 

[kato]

 

[Acid Joe]

Coke and strippers have to be the deadliest combo there is...... Nothing good will come of that, just ask Muddy....... Don't ask me because I'm way too innocent for that shit.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

The strippers love it. Security not so much.

 

[Bread]

Details plz.

 

[RogueScholar]

Did you tell the rent-a-cop that you were Don Johnson's little brother? I bet that would've worked.

 

[Matty]

Duly noted. And do share the previous 72407 lessons. :

 

[Blitty]

God Bless this Thread

 

[pally]

fuk i want to move to vegas I WANT TO MOVE TO VEGAS I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN LIVE THERE 24-7

fuk I WANT TO MOVE TO VEGAS I WILL TAKE ANY JOB

how hard can it be to find a job in vegas?

MF how hard can it be?

and then you get to LIVE IN VEGAS YEAR ROUND OH MY GOD I WANT TO MOVE THERE

 

[Badnina]

and just where would you be moving from, Polly?

 

[Tron]

You guys still do coke? Aren't most of you in your 30's?


Anyway, full story or ban MonkeyFOcker.


I've been to the Rhino several times so I'm even more interested in this story.

 

[Matty]

Aren't most of you in your 30's?

If we were adults, we wouldn't have so much time to spend on the Internets.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Condensed version: After about 3 hours of being there...

A girl approached me and started the general stripper conversation.

STRIPPER
So where are you from?

ME
I live in Las Vegas.

STRIPPER
What do yo do?

ME
Fuck strippers.

Stripper giggles uncomfortably. Me takes pleasure in making STRIPPER even more uncomfortable.

STRIPPER
I've had nothing but Mexicans and Indians today. It's good to talk to a white guy.

ME
I'm Mexican.

STRIPPER
Really?

ME
No.

STRIPPER
They're so cheap. Look at that group over there. They aren't spend any money.

ME
Yeah. They suck.

STRIPPER
I'm just trying to party. They just want everything for free.

ME
You're trying to party?

STRIPPER
Yeah. You wanna do a Las Vegas bomb with me?

ME
What's a Las Vegas bomb?

STRIPPER
I don't know but it's good.

ME
(to bartender)
Can I get two Las Vegas bombs?

BARTENDER
Sure. That'll be $28.

Me hands the bartender $35 and the bartender slides two Las Vegas bombs over to STRIPPER and ME. ME slams the Las Vegas bomb reluctantly.

ME
Jesus. That hurts. I guess I've done too many lines tonight.

STRIPPER
Really? I'd love a line. Can I have some?

ME
Yeah. Sure.

STRIPPER
Come with me to the bathroom.

ME
Ok. How are we gonna do this?

STRIPPER
Just come with me.

STRIPPER grabs ME's hand and guides him to the bathroom.

ME
Well... Wait for me. I'm gonna have to go chop some off.

STRIPPER
Just give me the bag. I'll bring it right back out.

ME
I have too much. I'll break some off and bring it out to you. I'll be right back.

STRIPPER
Just give me the bag. I'll be right out.

ME
Umm. Hold on a second.

ME enters the bathroom, goes into a stall and busts out a few lines worth of cocaine into his cigarette celophane. There is a bit of muttering outside of the bathroom that includes STRIPPER's voice and an unknown male. ME exits the stall and the bathroom. SECURITY stands outside of the bathroom entrance.

SECURITY
Sir, you'll have to come with me. You're leaving.

ME
For what?

SECURITY
We have a zero tolerance for drugs here.

ME
Drugs?

SECURITY
If you'd like me to search you, I will.

ME
Whatever.

ME follows SECURITY to the entrance and exits the building.

 

[Bread]

wtf? Did STRIPPER tell on ME????

 

[Matty]

So the girl was trying to score your bag then get you kicked out? lolz, God bless Las Vegas.

 

[AMBy]

That story sounds about right

 

[roguejuror]

So the girl was trying to score your bag then get you kicked out? lolz, God bless Las Vegas.

and she was complaining on the mexicans

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

wtf? Did STRIPPER tell on ME????

I think security noticed STRIPPER waiting outside of the bathroom for ME and asked STRIPPER what she was doing there. STRIPPER then confessed.