Trying to make it part 6049534

[Patty]

Fuk you bread stay outta my thread

 

[MrX]

You don't have to take Crazy Tuesdays so literally.

 

[RayRay]

cant mistake this for Tactical Tuesday either , i dont guess

 

[pally]

WOW

wow

a $50 7-team -2.5 run parlay, 4 of the teams are NL home teams in pitcher parks

this is truly the most amazing posted play I've ever seen

why didnt you at least just do the parlay with MLs, and then if that hit, do some more crazy sh*t if you are taking a 100 grand or bust attitude?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

This can only end well.

 

[RayRay]

after realizing this cant lose, i offered to buy the parlay from him...he turned me down

 

[rito]

At least it's contest money:

 

[RogueScholar]

why didnt you at least just do the parlay with MLs, and then if that hit, do some more crazy sh*t if you are taking a 100 grand or bust attitude?

Because that might actually have a shot at winning. Pat makes these types of plays so he can guarantee he loses, which helps to validate his belief that the universe is conspiring to make him fail at everything.

 

[Bread]

I believe in you buddy.

If you win, will you buy the world's biggest hat?

 

[BGS 9.5]

LOL, what a failure

 

[tullamore]

one time, patty.

 

[Mudcat]

Obviously it's a longshot but it seems like reasonable value to me when compared to various lottery options with similar payouts.

 

[MrX]

Obviously it's a longshot but it seems like reasonable value to me when compared to various lottery options with similar payouts.

Yeah maybe. Depends a lot on what $50 is worth to Patty, and also how $90k would affect his life. Sometimes (often?) when people stumble on to that amount of money, they end up no better off.

But, I agree with the premise that not all -ev bets are bad life-moves.

Wait, was that your premise? Let's pretend that was your premise.

 

[pally]

But, I agree with the premise that not all -ev bets are bad life-moves.

It's the worst feeling when you know your best life-move is -ev, or when you have to analyze and decide between a bunch of life-moves that all have very similar degrees of -ev

the worst

 

[Patty]

1 down 6 to go... i dont care how bad it looks crazier shit has happened. bread got a wife... etc.

 

[MrX]

It's the worst feeling when you know your best life-move is -ev, or when you have to analyze and decide between a bunch of life-moves that all have very similar degrees of -ev

the worst

Do you mean -ev in terms of money, or -ev in utility?

 

[Radish]

wow is this guy serious with this? parlays are for losers

 

[senco78]

life is -EV
pattys got life by the balls