CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
- Since
- Aug 3, 2010
- Messages
- 14,345
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- 3,409
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10. I can't go to that restaurant. If I go there, I violate my parole.
9. Don't worry, the voices in my head speak French. I never understand what they say anyway.
8. I'm not fat..I'm not big boned...I just have potential for full figure greatness.
7. So enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of my hair?
6. Don't mind that guy staring at us in the corner. He's just a guy I dated off and on for 11 years.
5. If it wasn't for online dating, I'd never get a free meal.
4. My perfect guy? Alex Trebek.
3. Sorry I'm late. My car wouldn't start. Damn court ordered breathalizer was acting up again.
2. So I told my ex "Our 7 year old doesn't need a babysitter tonight. He's just fine learning how to work the stove on his own".
1. You have a job? You better not expect me to sign a pre nup when we get married.
9. Don't worry, the voices in my head speak French. I never understand what they say anyway.
8. I'm not fat..I'm not big boned...I just have potential for full figure greatness.
7. So enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of my hair?
6. Don't mind that guy staring at us in the corner. He's just a guy I dated off and on for 11 years.
5. If it wasn't for online dating, I'd never get a free meal.
4. My perfect guy? Alex Trebek.
3. Sorry I'm late. My car wouldn't start. Damn court ordered breathalizer was acting up again.
2. So I told my ex "Our 7 year old doesn't need a babysitter tonight. He's just fine learning how to work the stove on his own".
1. You have a job? You better not expect me to sign a pre nup when we get married.
