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If you are a man, and want to be gay, these shows will get you a step closer to liking ass and licking ass.
10. Antique Roadshow- If you care that some lady in England found a tea pot from the 17th century worth $3000, than you are kinda homo. If you watch an hour of this, you are certifiably flaming.
9. Oprah- Cut your balls off and donate them to science. I bet some chimpanzee would enjoy playing hacky sack with them.
8. Desperate Housewives- Written, directed and acted to gay perfection. Even the women on the show are beginning to look like cross dressers.
7. Jersey Shore- Because if you are a man who likes this show, you are hiding your true gay self. It's a show that homophobes watch to try to prove they aren't gay.
6. Any Red Carpet Award Show- Whenever their is a show hosted by a guy wearing a pink tuxedo and speaks in a voice higher and more drawn out than a Southerner on helium, you know it's gay.
5. WNBA Basketball- Went to a a game once. I have never been more unaroused around so much female touching in my entire life.
4. Cougar Town- I was pumped when I heard the premise of the show. After watching girls bitch and moan for an hour, I realized only a gay man could get through this without committing mass murder.
3. True Blood- If you want to get into a gay mode, this show was rated by the Gay and Lesbian League as the show with the most gay characters. The NAACP did the same thing and found out NBA Basketball has the most black characters on television.
2. Any Show On Bravo- If it isn't reality shows about hair, fashion or nails, it is shows about girls talking about hair, fashion and nails.
1. WWE Wrestling. I watch it. I like it. Doesn't change the fact that the premise is as gay as it gets. Men fight in Speedos for a belt. That sums it up nicely.
10. Antique Roadshow- If you care that some lady in England found a tea pot from the 17th century worth $3000, than you are kinda homo. If you watch an hour of this, you are certifiably flaming.
9. Oprah- Cut your balls off and donate them to science. I bet some chimpanzee would enjoy playing hacky sack with them.
8. Desperate Housewives- Written, directed and acted to gay perfection. Even the women on the show are beginning to look like cross dressers.
7. Jersey Shore- Because if you are a man who likes this show, you are hiding your true gay self. It's a show that homophobes watch to try to prove they aren't gay.
6. Any Red Carpet Award Show- Whenever their is a show hosted by a guy wearing a pink tuxedo and speaks in a voice higher and more drawn out than a Southerner on helium, you know it's gay.
5. WNBA Basketball- Went to a a game once. I have never been more unaroused around so much female touching in my entire life.
4. Cougar Town- I was pumped when I heard the premise of the show. After watching girls bitch and moan for an hour, I realized only a gay man could get through this without committing mass murder.
3. True Blood- If you want to get into a gay mode, this show was rated by the Gay and Lesbian League as the show with the most gay characters. The NAACP did the same thing and found out NBA Basketball has the most black characters on television.
2. Any Show On Bravo- If it isn't reality shows about hair, fashion or nails, it is shows about girls talking about hair, fashion and nails.
1. WWE Wrestling. I watch it. I like it. Doesn't change the fact that the premise is as gay as it gets. Men fight in Speedos for a belt. That sums it up nicely.
