Top Ten Reasons Why The Jets Will Lose To The Steelers

[CASPERWAIT$]

As great as the Jets played against the Patriots, I don't see them (and I sure as hell am not rooting for them) to beat the Steelers. here are 10 reasons why all you Jet backers are better off saving your $$ next weekend.

10. Bart Scott is one interview away from having a coronary. The guy yells, screams, and puffs his way through every interview. Dude needs to drink decaf and maybe count to 10.

9. Antonio Cromartie has trouble covering anything...including his penis. Only way he doesn't get burned is if Hines Ward dresses like a fertile hoochie mama next weekend.

8. Rex Ryan is going to eat himself into a deep fried coma tonight after todays win. If that doesn't kill him, the athletes foot he has in his mouth will eventually spread to his docile brain.

7. Mark Sanchez can't continue to overthrow his receivers and expect to win. Maybe Amare Stoudamire can ask Sanchez to throw alley-oops to him during the dunk contest.

6. Steeler players don't talk trash. If anybody thinks the Jets are going to spend this week with their mouths shut, I go t a bridge in Brooklyn I would love to sell you. The worst thing to happen to the Jets is overconfidence. They are a bunch of blowhards that will be humbled next week.

5. Ben Rothlesberger can escape the sack. He is a strong quarterback with great field vision. I don't see the Jets sacking him 5 times.

4. I guarantee you all week long ESPN will be hyping the Jets as the underdog that will win the game. We all know when ESPN backs a team, they lose. You'll see.

3. The Jets are still the Jets. They will find a way to lose. As a Red Sox fan, I saw them win a big game and proceed to get stomped in the next big game shortly thereafter many times.. This Jets team acted like they won the Super Bowl today. Not a good sign if you are a Jets fan.

2. Terrible towels aren't meant to soak up tears. Steeler fans will have the home field advantage in all it's yellow waving glory.

1. God hates punks and Jets. Like Lebron said..kharma is a bitch.

 

[Tron]

At the very least this was an entertaining post. Welcome aboard Casper.

Mark Sanchez is very overrated. His numbers are very Chad Henne-ish.

 

[Acid Joe]

If they Jets won this (and I still am off the opinion the Pats lost it), then it was won by their defense. Brady had no where to throw even if he did have all day.

 

[Matty]

CASPER! Make a GL video!

 

[Mudcat]

If the Jets could pull it off it would be a helluva run, defeating Peyton then Golden-Boy then Big Ben and the Steelers - all on the road.

I don't know what to expect. I gotta lean towards the Steelers. Jets been on the road a long time. But I don't know.

 

[pico]

doop doop

 

[MrMonkey]

Casper, glad you posted this here one minute before across the street! As a low member of GL security these things are noticed immediately. Continue to do the right thing in knowing who your daddy is! :

 

[Cougar Bait]

I guess I am hoping it's Jets/Bears as I have futures bets on both teams

Steelers/Packers does seem more likely at this point though

 

[Enigma]

casper, you are a losing bettor

you hate a team because they're the rival of your favorite team so you make posts each week saying how much they suck and they'll lose

you said god hates the jets and therefore they'll be blown out by your favorite team

it happened the other way, but that doesn't change your mind

 

[Bread]

Casper. Casper.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Enigma, since we have never interracted before,let me say welcome to the fray. Second off, I don't sound off on the Jets weekly. On the contrary, I have not been on much lately. As far as being a losing bettor, I can't see how you know how I am doing. Considering MOST bettors are losers in the long run (except you of course), your comment is not only a 10.10 on the DUH scale, but just plain antagonistic. My post was meant to be a satire! I am assuming you are a Jets fan and if that is the case, lighten up! If you are going to attack me in further posts, maybe it's best if you stay away from the name calling and stick to posting winning picks. Please, take the high road sir.

 

[Enigma]

I do post winning picks.

Perhaps you should check my post history.

These threads sound whiny and as anyone here can tell you, I don't pull any punches.

This thread was satire? Why isn't anyone laughing?

 

[betplom]

creepy

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Oh boy Enigma, enjoy the whole "Pull any punches" role. I have been around forums longer than you, and guys like you come and go regularly. If you want to be THAT guy, go ahead. Have a good day.

 

[Bread]

Casper are you really a shirtcocker? I bet your dong is fucking huge.

 

[Enigma]

Oh boy Enigma, enjoy the whole "Pull any punches" role. I have been around forums longer than you, and guys like you come and go regularly. If you want to be THAT guy, go ahead. Have a good day.

LOL. You've been around forums longer than me? What happened to the "you don't know anything about me" routine?

Forgotten so quickly?

I guess we can do it both ways, and I've seen plenty of losers like yourself crying about bad picks and then doing the same thing the next week.

I see yesterday you posted a thread whining about the Jets being bullies. Was that satire too? With small-minded people, it's so hard to tell what they think of as a joke.

 

[Tron]

Enigma vs Casper seems like it may have potential.

 

[Bread]

Outta fuckin' nowhere....NIGMA VS. CASPER!!!!