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Spent late last night catching up on some great reading. Archie ain't Herman Melville, but he's pretty damn close. I came to the conclusion that he would make a great fit in the oval office. Here are some reasons.
10. Good chance Cali Girl would be his defense secretary. The way she defends her vagina against all the raving hormones on here, imagine how well she would do defending our country against Muslim virgins.
9. Archie can say things without ever saying them. He is the anti Obama. his state of he union address would be worth watching just to see what he WASN'T going to say.
8. The guy doesn't smoke cigars, so the only sexual proclivities he would bring to the office is his fetish for negro avatar masturbation material.
7. Monkey Focker's head would explode...or he would move to Canada. Win/Win in my book.
6. The Pirates would be relevant (sp Cali) again.
5. He would bring Steve Carrell back to The Office.
4. The Oval Office couch would be used for some interesting therapy sessions. Imagine all the senators coming to ask him advice after sleeping with underage girls that look like shetland ponies?
3. The guy never sleeps. He would actually get things done after banking hours.
2. Vice President Bread has a nice ring to it.
1. I might get a pardon for all the crap I have said/written over the years!
Good luck pal! You have my vote!!!
10. Good chance Cali Girl would be his defense secretary. The way she defends her vagina against all the raving hormones on here, imagine how well she would do defending our country against Muslim virgins.
9. Archie can say things without ever saying them. He is the anti Obama. his state of he union address would be worth watching just to see what he WASN'T going to say.
8. The guy doesn't smoke cigars, so the only sexual proclivities he would bring to the office is his fetish for negro avatar masturbation material.
7. Monkey Focker's head would explode...or he would move to Canada. Win/Win in my book.
6. The Pirates would be relevant (sp Cali) again.
5. He would bring Steve Carrell back to The Office.
4. The Oval Office couch would be used for some interesting therapy sessions. Imagine all the senators coming to ask him advice after sleeping with underage girls that look like shetland ponies?
3. The guy never sleeps. He would actually get things done after banking hours.
2. Vice President Bread has a nice ring to it.
1. I might get a pardon for all the crap I have said/written over the years!
Good luck pal! You have my vote!!!
