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Steve needs help. Poor guy lives in a town where Asian women are non existent. Since one of our posters has Yellow Fever, I have taken it upon myself to give him a list of places he may want to go to remedy his disease.
1. ANY VIDEO ARCADE/POOL HALL- Granted, their are not many of them around anymore but the ones that are around are filled with nothing but Asians. Yes, a lot of them are boys, but I have noticed in the right lighting, Asian boys are about as chest endowed as Asian girls.
2. HIGH SCHOOL MATH CLASS- Your opening line could be "How can I add a threesome into our equation?" You also can tell her "My derivative aches to be in your Trapper Keeper"
3. HONDA DEALERSHIP- Ever since Fast and The Furious, Asian women are driving and modifying Honda's to go fast and look good. That's the good news for Honda. It's bad news for us on the road. We all know how Asian women drive.
4. LAUNDROMAT- Great place to pick up poor white women by the machines. Better place to pick up women BEHIND the counter. Cool thing is when you have sex with her doggy style, she rattles like a slot machine with all those quarters in her pocket.
5. CHINA- They have like 7 trilllion of them over there. Don't worry about learning the culture or language. In 20 years, we will all be speaking and acting Chinese in the states. China will own us.
6. MAHJONG TOURNAMENT- This is if you want to date an Asian MILF. Mahjong is the game of choice for them. The cool thing about the game is it's played with 4 people. Your chances of getting laid are 1/3. Not bad odds. Plus, when was the last time you had sex with an Asian woman that was around for Hiroshima?
7. KARAOKE BAR- Boy oh boy do Asian women like to sing! I just heard 5 Asian women do a version of "MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer a couple of nights ago at a Chuck E Cheese. If you can make it through a 7 minute drunk rendition of that, you will have your pick of the litter.
8. JJ GOLD'S HOUSE- he lives in New Jersey (high population of Asians), he likes hookers, and he has a basement. I bet he has 5 or 6 of them building, banging, or betting down there as we speak.
9. ANY RESTAURANT WITH THE NAME MOON OR SUN IN IT- Asian women still eat Chinese food (although not a lot, hence their 70 pound frames). The great thing about picking up a girl at a Chinese restaurant is the food is cheap and odds are she will be hungry 2 hours after eating it. This is when you offer her your "Spring Roll". This (and 5 Sake Bombs) tend to get me laid.
10. MASSAGE PARLOR- This is a fail safe place. If you do not meet and get laid by an Asian woman here, you may as well cut of your dick and give it to Rogue Scholar. he will be using it to fuck girls as much as you.
Steve, I hope this helps. With Oprah going off the air, I figured I would pick up the slack in the self help department. Good luck in your endeavors my new friend.
1. ANY VIDEO ARCADE/POOL HALL- Granted, their are not many of them around anymore but the ones that are around are filled with nothing but Asians. Yes, a lot of them are boys, but I have noticed in the right lighting, Asian boys are about as chest endowed as Asian girls.
2. HIGH SCHOOL MATH CLASS- Your opening line could be "How can I add a threesome into our equation?" You also can tell her "My derivative aches to be in your Trapper Keeper"
3. HONDA DEALERSHIP- Ever since Fast and The Furious, Asian women are driving and modifying Honda's to go fast and look good. That's the good news for Honda. It's bad news for us on the road. We all know how Asian women drive.
4. LAUNDROMAT- Great place to pick up poor white women by the machines. Better place to pick up women BEHIND the counter. Cool thing is when you have sex with her doggy style, she rattles like a slot machine with all those quarters in her pocket.
5. CHINA- They have like 7 trilllion of them over there. Don't worry about learning the culture or language. In 20 years, we will all be speaking and acting Chinese in the states. China will own us.
6. MAHJONG TOURNAMENT- This is if you want to date an Asian MILF. Mahjong is the game of choice for them. The cool thing about the game is it's played with 4 people. Your chances of getting laid are 1/3. Not bad odds. Plus, when was the last time you had sex with an Asian woman that was around for Hiroshima?
7. KARAOKE BAR- Boy oh boy do Asian women like to sing! I just heard 5 Asian women do a version of "MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer a couple of nights ago at a Chuck E Cheese. If you can make it through a 7 minute drunk rendition of that, you will have your pick of the litter.
8. JJ GOLD'S HOUSE- he lives in New Jersey (high population of Asians), he likes hookers, and he has a basement. I bet he has 5 or 6 of them building, banging, or betting down there as we speak.
9. ANY RESTAURANT WITH THE NAME MOON OR SUN IN IT- Asian women still eat Chinese food (although not a lot, hence their 70 pound frames). The great thing about picking up a girl at a Chinese restaurant is the food is cheap and odds are she will be hungry 2 hours after eating it. This is when you offer her your "Spring Roll". This (and 5 Sake Bombs) tend to get me laid.
10. MASSAGE PARLOR- This is a fail safe place. If you do not meet and get laid by an Asian woman here, you may as well cut of your dick and give it to Rogue Scholar. he will be using it to fuck girls as much as you.
Steve, I hope this helps. With Oprah going off the air, I figured I would pick up the slack in the self help department. Good luck in your endeavors my new friend.
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