Top Ten Election Responses

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Top Ten Responses When Somebody Asks You About The Election

10. “I watch Nickelodeon for all my coverage”

9. “I heard that old white guy was winning”

8. “Wait, is that why all those people were in line at the firehouse yesterday? I thought a bunch of cats got stuck in trees”.

7. “I own a black and white TV, so I have NO idea who is winning what state”

6. “Porn Hub wouldn’t let me on until I voted, so I tried voting at 4AM yesterday”

5. “All I care about is who our lord and savior Tom Brady voted for”.

4. “When Netflix makes a movie about the election, get back to me”

3. Why are you asking me what I think? Did you see my high school GPA?”

2. Does Taco Bell give away a free taco if one of the candidates steals the election?

1. Jeffrey Epstein was murdered

 

[reno cool]

I get all my election updates from Gamelive

 

[vagabond]

Pussy grabber is getting replaced by hair sniffer. Is it an upgrade on creep scale?

 

[Archie]

Pussy grabber is getting replaced by hair sniffer. Is it an upgrade on creep scale?

well one guy just talked about it on a bus to impress some douche....

the other guy did it blatantly TO CHILDREN in front of many people, many cameras and often times standing right near the parents.

but the economy for well over a quarter billion is actually way more important than a few dozen pussies and scarred children isn't it?

 

[roguejuror]

Biden sniffed my hair I liked it

 

[stevek]

Rogue wins thread

 

[vagabond]

Biden sniffed my hair I liked it

...but, Epstein did it better.

 

[roguejuror]

Stevie i had dream with you, it ended by us throwing a body in a river

 

[MrX]

Haha, that sounds about right.

Maybe I've just been watching too much Fargo, though.

 

[stevek]

Stevie i had dream with you, it ended by us throwing a body in a river

I want to hear more

 

[roguejuror]

It was a latin american town, raging river outside aparthotel because of heavy rain (Eta in my mind?), you helped me moved in furniture, some local bad boys were making fun of you cause gringo, we buy 12 pack coca cola and go inside, bad boys kick in apartment door and acting bad, you grab gun and shoot coca cola to scare them you say, coca cola sprayd everywhere, they go out running minus one, i grab gun and shoot him and you make shocking expression and we look each other, we say oh well, we bring body down through front door and toss the body on the river, then we see there's cctv on walls outside, we say oh well and go sit near raging river the end

 

[stevek]

Lolol, ATA