Top Five Reasons Steve Will Get Laid On His Date

[CASPERWAIT$]

Quick post for Steve. Knock Em Dead Boss!!

1. Even though he may be a little heavy in the britches, most massage workers like guys with meat on their bones. Nothing bothers massage therapists more than skinny men. It hurts when they knead their back, legs and groin area. Massage girl will salivate when she sees Steve's pre-rotund physique.

2. The man can grow a full out goatee. Cosmopolitan had a survey that said 76% of all women like guys with facial hair. Another 81% said a masculine name on a man turns them on. Considering Steve has both, his chances of getting vagina are 78.5%.

3. After posting on Gamelive as much as he does, Steve will know exactly what NOT to do on the date. He will just do the opposite of what everybody on here has told him.

4. He jerked off to Downs Syndrome Porn earlier, and his penis will not rule his thinking. He pulled a Ben Stiller so he wil bel cool, calm and collected tonight. Chicks dig cool guys.

5. Fuck, if I was a chick, I would bone Steve!!

 

[Matty]

Oh hi. Long time no see.

 

[Tron]

Good takes on all this, Casper.

Steve, god bless your mojo tonight sir

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Oh hi. Long time no see.

I am trying to pop in a minute or two a day. Just a lot to do.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Welcome back. You've been missed.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I like number 4.

Casper you are almost to 1K posts, make it count.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Cougs bring back maersksealand

 

[Matty]

Archie bring back Radish

 

[RayRay]

lets be real here, bitch slapper... #1 should be....this is the internet and you can be anyone and say anything on the internet

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[Tron]

Archie bring back Radish

common one time