Top 10 Reasons Casper Won't Add Me On Facebook

[Bread]

10. Afraid of being poked by a man as tall as his left areola.
9. Sorry Joseph. No room at the cardboard box tonight. Move along.
8. Bread can't be snorted.
7. Bread can't be injected.
6. Bread will take the gay jokes to the next level. Casper is wise.
5. Casper's big heart just exploded. Lost motivation.
4. Teela.
3. Casper? I hardly know her!
2. Bread is fucking with you. Nothing is as it seems.
1. Casper is actually Archie. And as we all know, Archie is actually MadMaxx. I would fuck 2 out of the 3. And yes, Mudcat is one of the two.

 

[Blitty]

Oh word?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I added you!!! You have to accept lol!! I have been checking my Facebook all day. Nada, nothing, bumpkus!

 

[tullamore]

who am I ?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I do wish Teela would say Happy Birthday, but alas, I have to be happy with the strippers and Hooters girls here to make me feel less of a man.

 

[Bread]

Tully, why won't Casper add me?

I'm a fun-loving guy.

Yea proper use of a hyphen bitches.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

It finally worked!! Oh joy! Best bday present yet.

 

[Bread]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[roguejuror]

HURRAH

 

[Acid Joe]

Let's see if he adds me.

 

[Acid Joe]

apparently he did add me......

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

apparently he did add me......

Of course Acid, of course. Looking forward to contributing to your Facebook page.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

apparently he did add me......

Of course Acid, of course. Looking forward to contributing to your Facebook page.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Casper add me pal

 

[roguejuror]

I'm glad this got resolved

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Fisch, check your Facebook

 

[kato]

facebook fo life

casper

happy birthday