Tonight at the 360 Bistro in Charlotte, North Carolina

[bacon]

Tonight we have DJ Stacey Blackman from 10PM-2AM. Also we are running a crab cake special for $12.99! $3.60 well drinks all day and night. Swing by for some fun. Save the leftovers for later. Our general manager is pursuing a threesome with a staff member and her roommate. We have very loyal ex employees being so loyal as to have their friends complain about a "misunderstanding" regarding a $2 pizza discount that they made up so that said ex employee could "like" said complaint on THE FACEBOOK. We have ex employees calling us racists.

Come join the party, at 360 Bistro. Where your Facebook dreams come true one at a time.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Cmon guys...one time. Drinks on me.

Bacon, we are slow right now. Really slow. Day after Thanksgiving is rough.

I'm hoping I only get called racist one time tonight.

Did I mention Jackie is also an employee? She works with me on Saturdays.

 

[bacon]

We can only hope Casperballsz.

Slow here too. People are home, they just don't feel like functioning for things like paperwork.

FOK EM Casperballz FUCK EM ALL

 

[bacon]

Casp you need to get these girls loaded up right, Billie Dee Williams style

We've been drinking these lately

Gun a few and you get a little crazy then you pass out and wake up in a fog with liquid shit

 

[Matty]

 

[bacon]

#threadoftheyear

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

These girls are classy.

They drink Colt 45 Lite

 

[bacon]

Tells me they'll fuck good

The prissy ones drinking the top shelf shit 9 times out of ten are dead fish fucks feeling like they are royalty for your shaft to be entering their vaj

fuck that

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Tells me they'll fuck good

The prissy ones drinking the top shelf shit 9 times out of ten are dead fish fucks feeling like they are royalty for your shaft to be entering their vaj

fuck that

Jackie is definitely "50 Shades Of Grey" material.
Whomever she ends up with in the future will be very lucky.

 

[roguejuror]

does Jackie also read GL?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

does Jackie also read GL?

Negatory Rogie

 

[bacon]

Received a disturbing text from Casp that this place is shut down for good, reason undisclosed

All the best to Casperballs and DUnitballs

 

[Blitty]

Casp, I might come out to Charlotte for x-mas. Will you be around?s

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Casp, I might come out to Charlotte for x-mas. Will you be around?s

Yes pal. I'll be in NYC Friday. Let's hang

 

[Cami]

360 confirmed closed on yelp

casp, wtf happened?

 

[Blitty]

360 confirmed closed on yelp

casp, wtf happened?

Post the link. It looked open to me.

 

[Cami]

http://www.yelp.com/biz/encore-bistro-and-bar-charlotte

 

[Cami]

called too and no one answered we're headed down there