Today I Learned...

[MrX]

that if you try to pantomime brushing your teeth to a non-English speaking maid, it looks a lot like an obscene gesture.

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[roguejuror]

LOL

 

[senco78]

 

[Mrs. X]

Oh lord.

Good stuff Mr. X.

 

[Rubyn]

Is that how non-English speaking women do it? That sounds a little dangerous.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Sounds like an odd conversation to begin with. Were you threatening to call INS if she didn't brush her teeth?

 

[MrX]

TSA stole my toothpaste.

 

[MrX]

And, when I asked for toothpaste, she gave me a pen. I had to do something.

 

[RogueScholar]

TSA stole my toothpaste.

Thieving bastards, the lot of them. I'd rather take my chances with a terrorist on the flight than endure one more moment arguing with those minimum wage derelicts. What's worst about it is that they always steal my lighter but never catch the two knives I always have on me. They're so worried about the stupid potential hazards that they've forgotten than conventional weapons are still the greatest threat.

/RANT

 

[MrX]

Yeah, and honestly, I'd be a lot happier if they stole my toothpaste EVERY time. The fact that they steal something about 33% of the time is really irritating.

If it's potentially dangerous, they're doing a horrid job. If it's not, give me my fucking toothpaste back.

 

[reno cool]

"minimum wage derelicts"
I feel like there's more of that lately.
Maybe, Fischnasty's been visiting their moms.

 

[Badnina]

Here is what I learned today.


1. Mr. X opened a drive thru while Mrs. X was away.
2. Daft has pretty hair.
3. Savior Dog was FOUND!
4. 20Four7 is a professional drinker and the rest of you have retained your amateur status.
5. Weddings make Fischy horny.
6. I would pay to watch Mrx. kick some mom who lets her kids watch her have unprotected sex with her next baby daddy's butt.

 

[betplom]

Nina, please post some nudies/beaver pics of the chick in your avatar.

Thanks pal.

Plommer.

 

[Mrs. X]

Did they get your hair product again too? I think you're staying pretty close to Sephora, they'll have the lava hair stuff that we liked if you have some time to kill and want to check. They should have small enough containers to make it through TSA.

Also, get a haircut pal.

Good reviews, in the Town Center off Charleston. Men's haircut is $35: http://www.moxiehairstudios.com/index.html
Much closer, probably good, but $60 for a guy's cut: http://www.mirage.com/spasalon/precision-haircuts.aspx

Why am I posting this on gamelive instead of sending you an email? Why not. Maybe someone else in Vegas wants to get a haircut.

 

[reno cool]

Mrs.X, the cats are all over the house now. I gave up on throwing them back into the room. Plus, the whole place stinks.

 

[roguejuror]

Why am I posting this on gamelive instead of sending you an email? Why not. Maybe someone else in Vegas wants to get a haircut.

yeah, why not

 

[Mrs. X]

Mrs.X, the cats are all over the house now. I gave up on throwing them back into the room. Plus, the whole place stinks.

I have a call in to Angels with Paws. They are looking for a new foster situation for the lot of them. I'll call Red Die tomorrow morning to ask her to clean the litter box. If it's horrible, you could just dump the whole thing in the big garbage can outside (just the litter, not the box) and put fresh litter in.

Sorry you've got no front door and the house smells like poo.